The family ordered the birthday cake design on the left, but the cake delivered was the one on the right, with cute little sperms instead of heart-shaped balloons.
The boy’s name was also Zayeem, not “Yazeem.”
But, to be fair, that baker will happily bake a same-sex wedding cake…
Ethics Alarms 
I bet the cake decorator said, “Aah, close enough.”
You owe me a keyboard.
Hah! Oops. Sorry.
If “Yazeem” is the product of a “baby daddy”, then the current decor is on point. Very sad, but true.
Or whatever his name is. In any event, you owe ME a keyboard.