Comment Of The Day: The Philosophy Prof’s “Animal House” Ethics Quiz, Part 2

There sure have been a lot of excellent, Comment of the Day-quality responses to EA posts lately: color me awe-struck and grateful. Parts 1 and 2 about the philosophy prof’s sting designed to catch cheaters on his ethics exam produced several, but this one, by teacher Michael R was detailed and epic in scope, examining the academic cheating problem and providing a primer on the phenomenon. Here it is:

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You do need to realize that professors have a very high bar to accuse, let alone punish, a student for cheating. I catch and turn in students for cheating every semester, but only the most blatant examples. There is a lot of cheating I know I wouldn’t be allowed to punish.

Remember, the administration doesn’t want the faculty to find cheating. Cheating makes the school look bad in the press, it deters students (who like cheating) from coming to the school, and significant punishments for cheating can entice students to leave your school for more ‘cheater friendly’ schools. In addition, cheating is so rampant, and has been for so long, that many of the faculty cheated THEIR way through school (sometimes it shows). Some fields have become so numb to what I consider cheating that they encourage it.

So, what do you need to prove cheating to your upper administrators?

(1) It has to be the same wrong answers. Writing the same, correct answer, even if using the exact same words and figures, is not sufficient. You can’t convince any administrator that it is unlikely that 2 people who sat next to each other would come up with the exact same words and figures (in the same place on the page) to explain what determines the efficiency of an engine.

(2) All the wrong answers on the document have to be the same on both papers. If one person has a different wrong answer, even though the previous 8 wrong answers were identical (even the same wording), you are going to have a hard time. The students will claim “Well, we studied together, so we were thinking the same way”.

(3) You have to prove that they knew they weren’t allowed to cheat on the exam or assignment. Many students will say “I didn’t know we couldn’t work together on the exam”. Your exam better say in bold print, “This is an individual assignment. You may use X sources, but Y sources are forbidden.” and talk about it in class, and have it in the syllabus, and have them do a quiz where they state that they understand it. I have had cheating cases rejected despite all of the above because an administrator said “I don’t think they understood they couldn’t copy off each other during the exam”.

(4) A paper needs to be significantly the same. This is the digital age. Many of the students are smart enough to take their friend’s report and just reword some sentences. You aren’t allowed to stop this. Gone are the days when I had students turn in someone else’s report with the name covered in white-out and the new name written over it in pen. My students have told me their friends are using ChatGPT to write their papers, then rewording each sentence so that the grammar and punctuation is their own (atrocious). That is the main way to determine a ChatGPT paper from a student written one, the punctuation and grammar are correct.

The last couple of years, I have had trouble with people cheating by looking up answers on the internet for take-home assignments.. How do I know they copied them off the internet? Because they are wrong! The internet likes to post answers that are just wrong or at least oversimplified for science topics. Light is usually described as Maxwell described in in the mid-1800’s, not using Einstein’s description from 1905. Let this be a warning to all who wish to use AI to solve problems, the AI’s source material is wrong or way out of date for most science or engineering topics. It is difficult to get an administrator to back you up, however, if ‘the internet’ agrees with the student.

A friend of mine recounted a specific example. He was listening to his child’s science class online, when he heard the teacher say that there was no difference between microwaves and radiowaves, they are the exact same thing. My colleague objected that this is very wrong. His wife confronted him, and said the teacher was right because the book and ‘the intenet’ said they were the same. She said if the teacher, the book, and ‘the intenet’ agreed, he must be wrong. He has a degree in physics, but that doesn’t matter because the ‘EXPERTS’ and ‘AUTHORITIES’ disagreed. His statement was dismissed as ‘misinformation’.

Many years ago, I had a student whose reports just copied entire paragraphs from textbooks without quotes or citations. When I discovered it, I collected several to make sure the honor court would take it seriously. When I pressed the cheating case, his father intervened. His father was on the NSF ethics board and he threatened to personally investigate every NSF grant at the university for ethics violations if we didn’t drop the case against his son. The university, of course, caved. (sarcasm alert) Gee, I’m shocked by all the unethical behavior by the CDC, the FDA, OSHA, etc during COVID. People asked me why I didn’t trust the ‘scientists’ at those agencies. You now know 1 reason out of many.

Now you see the barriers to is punishing cheating. It is difficult to make the administrators see cheating when their job requires them NOT to see cheating. It also makes you no friends. So, why would you worry about cheating?

(1) We have a competence problem in this country.
https://time.com/5753435/amazon-atlas-air-cargo-crash/
Additional information indicated that coworkers rated him the worst pilot they had ever seen and, tellingly, stated that he didn’t seem to understand that he was a bad pilot. Note that American grounded 150 flights because of lack of pilots today. Those same bad pilots will be crashing your passenger flight soon.

(2) You don’t need to catch all the cheaters. Punishing the most blatant cheaters gets most of the students to start doing their own work. For most students, this is the first time they have ever heard of someone being punished for cheating.

(3) Almost all the students cheat when they first enter college. Almost all of them cheat. You have to hold at least the worst offenders responsible for the rest to understand that this is wrong. They have had 13 years of school where the teachers said cheating was bad, but the cheaters were never punished and made good grades. You have to address cheating or they will never learn anything. This is OK in fields where no knowledge is required, but in many fields, you do have to know something or bad things will happen, just look at Palestine, OH.

So, what can you do about it?

(1) Make sure you take away everything but their writing utensils and a non-programmable, non-graphing calculator.

(2) Spread them out.

(3) Give multiple test forms. Don’t make it obvious that there are multiple test forms. Moving the decimal place in the problem between the forms is a good way to do this. You can’t be accused of making one test form harder than the other if the difference in problem #5 is 5.22 on one form and 52.2 on the other. Give the multiple forms different ways each time. Don’t use the same pattern of handing them out or the students will ‘stage’ themselves in class to cheat off people with the same test form.

(4) Put a similar test on the web for practice. This is mainly to help them study, but it also helps find the cheaters/lazy people. Many students will just write down the answers from the practice test on the in-class test despite the fact that the questions are different. Public school trained them to do this by routinely giving them the test and answers beforehand to ‘study’.

A good lesson, don’t cheat in a physics class at UVA.

That linked article was not the case I was looking for. About this time, a UVA physics professor was attending his mandatory ‘beginning of the school meetings’ when the honor court people made a presentation about how they want ALL incidents of cheating reported. A physics professor said “No, you don’t.” The honor court people insisted that they did. The professor asked if they would back him 100% if he reported obvious cases of cheating and they stated that they would in front of the entire faculty (note: Don’t challenge a physics professor this way).

At many large schools, the students insist on knowing what the answers to the exam are immediately after the exam. As a result, many faculty post the answers to the exam somewhere WHILE THE EXAM IS TAKING PLACE. This professor knew that students were having their friends text them the answers during the exam. So, this professor posted a fake answer key AFTER THE EXAM BEGAN. It was multiple choice, so the cheating students received a 0%. Running all the 0% scantrons against the fake key confirmed they used the fake key (the chance of ‘accidentally doing this on a 25 question test is 1 in 1,100,000,000,000,000). Just over half of his class cheated. The only penalty for cheating at UVA is permanent expulsion. The honor court people cried foul, of course, They couldn’t just throw out over 100 people for cheating in one class! Remember their promise to back the professor? Yeah, they lied.

So, now you understand the difficulties a professor has maintaining academic integrity in the classroom. In many fields, this seems to be completely gone. I didn’t even touch on the multiculturalism, DIE, racism charges that traditional academic standards are ‘whiteness’. It is really difficult to get any of the younger faculty to take cheating seriously.

My take: Fake keys should be widely promoted and distributed to get people to start doing their own work and stop trying to find the easy way out. The students should be encouraged to use the study aids their faculty provide and not try to find such cheating aids on the internet. As for the entrapment and honey pot, arguments, they are garbage. If you weren’t looking for ways to cheat, you never would have found the fake key. If you were just ‘using it to study’, you would have noticed that the answers made no sense. This case had a built-in failsafe for an ‘honest’ student who was given this by a friend to ‘study’.

If I was in charge of state-mandated end-of-year testing, I would have my staff offer to sell copies of the tests to schools and then send them different tests than they were actually going to get. I found out that the state tests are being leaked to some schools, who then copy them and provide them to the students to study (because my child brought them home). The fact that such schools still only have 25% of the students pass the tests is disturbing at many levels.

Ethical Quote Of The Month: Dan Abrams

“We are supposed to be in the business of calling out the spin, not creating it…If we want the public to trust us in the news business, how can the entities themselves lie or spin their own news?”

—Lawyer, TV pundit and news host (“Nightline”) Dan Abrams, condemning NBC’s story that Chuck Todd was leaving “Meet the Press” to spend more time with his family.

Oh, bingo, Dan! And the answer to Abrams’ rhetorical question is: Given how much, often and routinely they lie, news organizations shouldn’t expect the public to trust them, yet they do, because they have no respect for the public’s intelligence and no regard for the duty of journalists in a democracy to keep citizens informed.

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Ethics Alarms Challenge! Provide A Sincere, Persuasive Ethical Argument Why This Isn’t An Epic Example Of ‘The Great Stupid’

(Yes, it made my head explode.)

Hot on the heels of the news this week that owners of the 1,921-room Hilton San Francisco Union Square, San Francisco’s largest hotel, occupying an entire city block, is being abandoned by its owners because that woke city has become such a hopeless hell-hole that they can’t see the convention and tourism business rebounding comes New York City’s health officials installing the city’s first free drug paraphernalia vending machine in Brooklyn. It features all sorts of goodies for users and addicts, like crack pipes, “Safer Sniffing” kits, drug testing kits and the anti-overdose medication Naloxone. The vending machine also has hygiene kits for the special problems addicts face (like cracked lips) and safe sex kits. Anyone with a New York City ZIP code can claim any of the contents for no charge. The Brooklyn vending machine is the first of four machines that will be installed in neighborhoods that were hit hardest by the opioid crisis.

Wow, what a great idea. I think it’s a great idea. Don’t you think it’s a great idea?

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Here’s Controversial Ethics Position: Universities Shouldn’t Employ Professors Who Advocate Murder

In 2020, Prof Erik Loomis, a far, far Left radical (not that there’s anything wrong with that) who teaches at the University of Rhode Island, was discussing the murder of Aaron “Jay” Danielson, a member of the right-wing group Patriot Prayer who perished during rioting in Portland, Oregon. In a September blog post titled “Why was Michael Reinoehl killed?” (Reinoehl is the man suspected of fatally shooting Danielson; he was killed as federal authorities tried to arrest him), Loomis responded to a commenter who had limited sympathy for Reinoehl because he (probably) had shot Danielson by writing,

He killed a fascist. I see nothing wrong with it, at least from a moral perspective…tactically, that’s a different story. But you could say the same thing about John Brown.”

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Comment Of The Day: “An Ethics Alarms D-Day Mission…”

Michael, whose whole family is very dear to me, occasionally contributes a thoughtful comment here and this time brought me to tears with this Comment of the Day, his D-Day-inspired remembrances of his visits to Normandy. Those are some of his photos above: EA is honored to post both them and the post they represent.

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Went to the beaches, yet again (been many times and always took guests who visited when we lived in France). I remain impressed by the outpouring of positive feelings from the residents of Normandy.

Although generations change, the memories are kept alive in the families. That is, no doubt, why the headstones at the American Cemetery have American and French flags planted by volunteers from the region.

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“Thanks, Tucker!” Carlson’s First Twitter Show Confirms The Ethics Alarms Verdict On His Firing By Fox

The last time I was compelled to write about Tucker Carlson following his surprise firing by Fox News, I wrote,

The outpouring of conservative support for Tucker Carlson is quite nauseating, and shows an unfortunate infestation of bad judgment and ethics corruption when the necessary conduct is to recognize that an ideological ally is neither trustworthy nor honest. One report yesterday, pointing to the Fox News’ ratings crashing with Carlson’s exit, noted that younger Fox News viewers had led the stampede. Carlson is a demagogue with dubious motives, and the young are especially vulnerable to demagogues. I regard it as unethical for a news organization to put demagogues on the air for exactly that reason.”

Yesterday, Carlson premiered his new show on Twitter, and was kind enough to confirm that analysis, far from the first Ethics Alarms has made marking the one-time Golden Boy of America’s only conservative-biased network as a cynical, manipulative, self-promoting and untrustworthy narcissist.

You can watch Carlson’s Alex Jones imitation here. Only a deliberate conspiracy-monger would say this for public consumption:

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An Ethics Alarms D-Day Mission: I’m Going To Post This Every June 6

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I first posted this essay on Veteran’s Day three years ago, and I re-posted it on the anniversary of D-Day two years ago. The crucial facts of the June 6, 1944 invasion of Normandy that it discusses are still never mentioned, or at least when I’m around to read or hear it, in any news media or historical features about the battle for Omaha Beach.

I don’t understand this, and the ongoing mystery sparks one more “duty to remember” crusade by your windmill-tilting host. So up the post goes again this June 6 and every D-Day anniversary henceforth, until readers start complaining, “Hey! Everybody knows about this!”

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An Ethics Alarms Comment Of The Day Spectacular: “Ethics Quiz: The Rehabilitated Manson Cult Murderer”

It’s a conundrum: the more comments a post attracts, the more optimistic I am that I’m not wasting my time. But once the number of comments tops about 20, the chances of them being read diminishes rapidly. Generally I am a poor judge of which posts will generate the most dialogue; this time, I wasn’t surprised. The question of whether one of the Manson cult murders should be paroled raises ethics issues general and specific, including some that have caused arguments for centuries. Not only has it sparked 87 comments to date, the topic inspired so many Comment of the Day-worthy posts that if I posted them individually they would swallow the blog.

So, in order both to facilitate reading the highlights of the discussion and to give the best of the best exposure to a larger audience, what follows are the Comments of the Day by on the post “Ethics Quiz: The Rehabilitated Manson Cult Murderer,” by Steve-O-in NJ, Steve Witherspoon, Humble Talent, Ryan Harkins, Tim Levier, Alicia, Extradiminsional Cephalopod and Tom P. though I recommend reading all 87, even if they include two esteemed EA commenters taking shots at each other like the Earps and the Clantons. (You might want to read the original post, too.)

First up is Steve-O-in NJ:

Life in prison should mean life in prison. Some crimes are just so bad that the person who committed them should never be allowed to rejoin society. I think Charles Manson is the most undeserving recipient of the mercy that came with the temporary abolition of the death penalty whoever existed. I also think his followers, who, young as they might have been, we’re still old enough to be responsible for their actions deserved the same fate.

Don’t get me wrong, 54 years in prison is a damn long time. It’s longer than I’ve been alive, and the idea of spending all that time staring at concrete is very unpleasant. However, the families of those victims who were butchered should not have to see this person walking around free. Too often the victims and their families get forgotten in all of this. The victims here did not a thing. It isn’t as though they had bad blood with the offenders or had done something to the offenders. This is a case of someone who is as close to evil as any human ever was working his spell over other humans who let him work his spell on them and using that control to destroy lives who he really had nothing to do with and no reason to destroy. This is also a case of individuals who could still tell the difference between right and wrong choosing to go as wrong as any human possibly could. I say let this woman rot in prison for the rest of her days, I believe she should only be released if she is in the throes of a terminal disease and doesn’t have very long to live. Then by all means, release her to die.

Now Steve Witherspoon…

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Well, That’s It For Target: I’m Out. You Make Your Own Decision…

I suspect that there are quite a few companies that I would have to cease dealing with if I investigated their charitable contributions and the activities of their foundations. Maybe I should. Maybe it’s irresponsible not to. However, I don’t use Target enough for the objects of its generosity to get priority over the sock drawer. Now that I know, however—well, as Kramer says in “The Contest,” “I’m out.”

Fox News’ investigation—it wasn’t hard— found that Target’s nonprofit foundation has funded the NDN Collective, a South Dakota-based nonprofit that approaches its mission with a “racial equity lens,” being “dedicated to building Indigenous power [t]hrough organizing, activism, philanthropy, grantmaking… and narrative change.” NDN embraces “intersectionality,” a critical race theory staple, holding that America is poisoned with structurally racist and misogynistic systems, that combine to create persistent cultural persecution. The organization’s “LANDBACK” campaign, a parallel movement to reparations for slavery, wants the U.S. to give back its public lands.”The closure of Mount Rushmore, return of that land and all public lands in the Black Hills, South Dakota is our cornerstone battle,” NDN proclaims. “Not only does Mount Rushmore sit in the heart of the sacred Black Hills, but it is an international symbol of White supremacy and colonization. To truly dismantle white supremacy and systems of oppression, we have to go back to the roots. Which, for us, is putting Indigenous Lands back in Indigenous hands.”

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Unethical Quote Of The Week: Daily Beast Editor Katie Baker

I was abut to ignore the petty, classist, ad hominem rant directed at Gov. Ron De Santis’s wife Casey by the editor of The Daily Beast until I got to this sentence:

“The DeSantises will never be Camelot. Jackie and JFK symbolized the opposite of vulgar pettiness—they embodied youth, energy, a commitment to moral progress in the struggle for Civil Rights, and a country fresh with idealism.”

Unbelievable. The progressive punditry establishment is so desperate to distract from the ongoing Biden Administration disaster that it is stooping to Kennedy idolatry, the very essence of the Democratic Party’s hypocrisy, cynicism and deception. Someone mentioning “moral progress” in the same sentence as “JFK” makes me throw up in my mouth, to be blunt. Jackie Kennedy was an emotionally abused wife trapped in the humiliating job of protecting a serial adulterer, harasser and quite possibly rapist. How anyone can applaud the civil verdict against Donald Trump for a still-dubious sexual assault accusation and still say (or worse, believe), “Now Jack Kennedy, there was a President we could be proud of!”

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