This is one reason why I’m not an editor at the New York Times, I guess, because the second I saw the headline, I thought, “Wow! The Times is begging the Babylon Bee to go to town on this.”
But now many turkeys are offended at the indirect comparison to Hunter Biden. I don’t know if there is a turkey in your fridge, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you find some outside your home, blocking entrance to your driveway and holding signs that read, “I can’t even use a laptop!” or “Coke is a beverage, not a pastime” or “Turkey art >>> Hunter art” or “Hunter, keep your hands off these breasts!”
I doubt the NYT would know a joke if one full of creamy banana and whipped cream hit an editor in the face.
This is one reason why I’m not an editor at the New York Times, I guess, because the second I saw the headline, I thought, “Wow! The Times is begging the Babylon Bee to go to town on this.”
du duuhhh kssshhhh!!
But now many turkeys are offended at the indirect comparison to Hunter Biden. I don’t know if there is a turkey in your fridge, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you find some outside your home, blocking entrance to your driveway and holding signs that read, “I can’t even use a laptop!” or “Coke is a beverage, not a pastime” or “Turkey art >>> Hunter art” or “Hunter, keep your hands off these breasts!”
Joel will be here all week, folks.