A “Ripley” For These Morons, A Life Competence Fail Defying Belief…

23-year-old Ashton Jonathan Mann was arrested on one count of second-degree felony manslaughter and one third-degree felony charge related to firearms for for shooting his friend dead n the early hours of February 2nd. You see, Mann’s friend had boasted that he could dodge bullets. So Mann got a a gun, and with his friend’s assent, decided to test his claim. They thought they had unloaded it—see, the idea was that the guy who could dodge bullets would move before the trigger was pulled. But they missed one bullet that was still in the chamber.

It turned out that he couldn’t dodge a bullet after all. Told ya!

First responders were called to a home in Kearns, Utah to find a young man with a gunshot wound to the chest lying on the floor. He was pronounced dead at the hospital. The shooter waived his Miranda rights and told police that they decided to embark on this experiments after smoking pot for about eight hours. Marijuana is, of course, completely harmless and a benign recreational drug. For example, it facilitates the recreational activity, “Dodge that Bullet!”

As you know, everything remind me of something, and this story reminded me of the strange death of novelist William Burroughs’ wife.

3 thoughts on “A “Ripley” For These Morons, A Life Competence Fail Defying Belief…

  1. A moron thinks he’s faster than a speeding bullet, another moron is a “hold my beer” enabler, the morons share a bag of weed, the morons have an “unloaded” gun; who coulda thought that lining up those four conditions in that same order could have that as an outcome?

    You can’t fix stupid, but you can allow them to do what they do best, remove themself from the gene pool.

    Morals of the story; don’t be a moron, don’t smoke weed, ALL guns are loaded.

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