A good friend who is a legal, ethics and theatrical colleague of long standing was discussing his skepticism about Elon Musk’s DOGE mission. He reminded me that in 1982, my musical political and legal satire performing group “The Music Lobby” was hired to handle the entertainment for a Washington trade association’s convention during the 1982 mid-term campaign, when Ronald Reagan was urging voters to “stay the course” as he tried to reign in spending.
The opening number I wrote was a parody of the Four Aces’ most famous hit (I love the Four Aces), “Love is a Many-Splendored Thing,” from the sappy William Holden-Jennifer Jones movie of the same name. My friend, who is one of the rare vocalists who can approach that group’s astounding tenor ( the great Al Alberts) in range and blast, was part of the quartet that night (as was I), and we killed.
He told me today that it wouldn’t take much to update my lyrics to the present day. It didn’t. So here is the 2025 version of “Love is a Cut in Spending Thing.” Play the video above and sing along. And repeat…
Love is a cut in spending thing!
The elusive rose that voters chose
Donald Trump to bring…
It’s the engine of destruction
Of waste, fraud and corruption
To give back the economy its zing!
Fighting with passion, guts and will,
There is Elon Musk, from dawn to dusk
Finding scams to kill…
Once those wasted billions stabbed my heart,
But now it wants to sing!
For true love’s a cut in spending thing!
We’re only half awake here at 7:59am and we cackled with delight anyway! Perfection!
Thanks. I have to find an excuse to do “Three Coins in the Fountain” next…”Three Groins in the Restroom”?
Some words are just funny. Groin, for instance. Three of them in a restroom is hysterical.
Yeah, I may have to actually write that one….
a little pervy?
Reality!
Outstanding!!!