“Incompetence Monday” Continues With the “Incompetent Driver of the Year” (So Far)

But her drives from the tee have improved dramatically!

Ellen Richman of Palm Beach Florida was driving to her golf lesson a week ago when her Mercedes struck bicyclist Justin Rogers. Instead of stopping she continued to drive, dragging both the cyclist and his bicycle down the highway. Eventually both were released from the car; meanwhile Ellen continued to drive happily along to the Palm Beach Country Club where she handed her car over to valet parking.

Following cyclist’s description of the vehicle that hit him, leaving him in the road with compound fractures to his tibia and fibula as well as other lacerations and dragging abrasions on his left leg, police located the car in the country club parking lot. Officers were informed by employees that Ellen was taking her golf lesson.

The car had broken headlight glass and evidence of missing pieces that were found at the accident scene. The undercarriage of the Mercedes also showed signs of a recent accident. The club’s parking valets told police that Richmond had volunteered the information that she had “struck something” when she gave them the keys to the car.

The avid golfer was read her rights, arrested, and is being held on $10,000 bond, which is, as the saying goes, par for the course.

2 thoughts on ““Incompetence Monday” Continues With the “Incompetent Driver of the Year” (So Far)

  1. There was an infamous car/pedestrian hit and run in Phoenix twenty or thirty years ago. I forget some of the details, but I remember the driver found a dislodged finger wedged into the grill of her car which might, under normal circumstances, have alerted her to something untoward having happened.

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