Unethical Commencement Speaker of the Decade: Minnesota Governor “Knucklehead” Tim Walz

Does anyone still need convincing that Gov. Walz is among the most irresponsible, civically ignorant, repellent and dishonest elected officials in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave? Apparently so: the University of Minnesota Law School invited him to give the main address as its commencement ceremony. Even if Walz were not a clueless demagogue, constitutional dunce and enemy of free speech (he thinks “hate speech” should be punished), he’s an absurd choice to give a speech to law school grads. Not only isn’t he lawyer, he lacks the rudiments of critical thinking essential to the law. He doesn’t know what lawyer do, or what their standards of conduct are.

Walz didn’t disappoint: he continued on the path of unhinged demogoguery that has characterized his pronouncements since he dragged Kamala Harris and the Democrats down to defeat. (Yes, I know there were dozens of factors that resulted in the Totalitarian Party’s well-earned loss in November, but when I absolutely knew the Harris ticket was doomed was when Walz bumbled his way through the debate with J.D. Vance.)

Here are the lowlights of the unethical speech he inflicted on the recent graduates. There are more gaffes and lies than acceptable sections, which is, I guess, impressive it its own, warped, knickleheaded way. My comments are in bold, his blather is in italics:

“The court doesn’t always get it right. Nixon’s Attorney General, Elliot Richardson, chose to step aside rather than follow through on a criminal president’s unlawful order.”

Huh? First, the incident he’s alluding to, when President Nixon ordered his Attorney General to fire Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox, didn’t involve a court at all. Nice start, Tim! Nonsense right out of the gate!

Second, Nixon’s order was not unlawful. He had the power to fire the special prosecutor, which is why legal scholar Robert Bork, the next in line after two AG’s resigned rather than follow Nixon’s edict, went ahead and fired Cox.

Yes, the law school invited a speaker who doesn’t know what “illegal” means.

“Well, once again, in this pivotal moment in history, lawyers are our first and last line of defense.”

Again, huh? Lawyers don’t stop anything; courts do. Judges do. Juries do Law enforcement does.

“When you join the bar, you’re going to swear an oath to preserve and protect the Constitution and the laws of your state and nation. Elected leaders like me take the same oath. That means that, no matter what we do or where we work, we share not only a moral duty but a professional obligation to defend the rule of law.”

Wrong. The oath lawyers take in Minnesota says nothing about “preserve and protect.” It reads, “You do swear that you will support the Constitution of the United States and that of the state of Minnesota, and will conduct yourself as an attorney and counselor at law in an upright and courteous manner, to the best of your learning and ability, with all good fidelity as well to the court as to the client, and that you will use no falsehood or deceit, nor delay any person’s cause for lucre or malice. So help you God.” Elected leaders do not take the same oath.

You’d think that Walz would at least check before he made such a fatuous statement in public. Nah.

“That’s a pretty big deal. The rule of law is the foundation of pretty much everything we care about. It’s what lets us settle our differences peacefully, makes it possible to start or grow a business, and empowers us to stand here and exchange ideas freely. Without the rule of law, everything else crumbles away, and that’s where you all come in.”

The administration that Kamala Harris said she wouldn’t change a thing about was repeatedly hostile to the rule of law, notably the immigration laws.

Right now, more than any other time in my lifetime, we need you to live up to the oath that you’re about to take, because I have to be honest with you: you are graduating into a genuine emergency. Every single day, the President of the United States finds new ways to trample rights and undermine the rule of law.

Well, to be fair, Walz never studied law, so maybe he just doesn’t know what he’s saying. Democrats are arguing that this President is trampling on rights by enforcing the law.

And “every day”? That would be a lie if Trump said it.

Now, I get it—for some of you out there, some would say this is getting way too political for a commencement address. But I would argue I wouldn’t be honoring my oath if I didn’t address this head-on.

Here’s that oath: “I do solemnly swear that I will support the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of the State of Minnesota, and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of Governor.” There is no interpretation of those words that obligate a governor to give a commencement speech, especially an unethical one.

I’m going to start with the flashing red light: Donald Trump’s modern-day Gestapo is scooping folks up off the streets. They’re in unmarked vans, wearing masks, being shipped off to foreign torture dungeons—no chance to mount a defense, not even a chance to kiss a loved one goodbye, just grabbed up by masked agents, shoved into those vans, and disappeared.

This is complete fiction. If it were said about a private individual, it would be grounds for a lawsuit. If a lawyer said it, I’d consider filing an ethics complaint, because lawyers are prohibited from engaging in dishonesty, fraud, misrepresentation and deceit.

“To be clear, there’s no way for us to know whether they were actually criminals or not, because they refused to give them a trial. We’re supposed to just take their word for it.”

They aren’t being deported as punishment for being criminals, Tim, they are being deported because they are here illegally.

“When duly elected members of Congress tried to exercise their constitutional right of oversight at an ICE facility, they get shoved around and threatened with arrest.”

Videotapes of the incident Walz alludes to belie his assertion. The members of Congress were deliberately disrupting ICE operations as a political stunt.

“When courts told them repeatedly to knock it off, they brazenly defy them.”

…a particularly broad and misleading characterization that no actual lawyer would dare use before a judge. “Specifics, counsellor?”

Meanwhile, we have an aspiring fascist in Stephen Miller on TV talking about suspending habeas corpus. All of you know this: that’s only used in times of rebellion or emergency, neither of which is happening right now.”

As Walz is proving as he gives his fatuous speech, talking nonsense isn’t a threat to anyone or any thing. Walz is also committing deceit: Miller was talking about suspending habeus corpus for non-citizens, not everybody. The writ of habeas corpus can only be suspended in cases of rebellion or invasion, not “emergency.” Like so much of his speech, here Walz is feeding the graduates misinformation. His likely response to that accusation? “Whatever. They know what I mean.”

Yeah, he’s a great role model for lawyers…

“By the way, they’re not only kicking out folks who are undocumented here, they’re kicking out citizens. A few weeks ago, they kicked out three children, all under 8 years old. One of them had brain cancer, for Christ’s sake.”

Pure deceit and misinformation! Walz is referring to children, who are not being “kicked out,” but who are being taken out of the country by their own parents. This is a new Democratic Party Big Lie narrative.

“It’s not hyperbole to say we’re not far from a world where anyone could get that knock at the door, and there’s no guarantee you’d get your day in court or that you’d ever make it home alive from whatever corner of the world they stick you in.”

Of course it’s hyperbole. It’s a ridiculous hyperbole.

Then you have a Vice President who, when not getting chastised by various popes, is offering up horrific arguments—horrific arguments. It is his view that due process is optional. I don’t know what the hell they teach at Yale, but the Constitution is pretty clear. It doesn’t say “only if it’s convenient.” It’s crystal clear.

Who cares what “various popes” think about our Vice-President? I certainly don’t. And again, Walz is engaging in deceit. Vance has supported the minority view that Constitutional due process is only guaranteed to citizens. I think he’s wrong, and I’ll bet that the theory goes down in flames at the Supreme Court. Nonetheless, the Constitution is not “crystal clear” on the matter. If the Constitution were so clear, we wouldn’t need the Supreme Court as often as we do.

This is, however, one of the few useful nuggets in his idiotic speech. When lawyers say anything is “crystal clear,” it’s because it isn’t.

Here’s the thing: due process isn’t just lawyer speak. It’s a right that stretches back centuries. It was wrested away from kings, that heroes fought and died for, and we’re just going to surrender it? Surrender it to Donald Trump, a guy whose only knowledge of the law is by being a criminal defendant himself?”

I’d guess that a head-to-head legal knowledge face-off between Walz and Trump would be a draw,

I am going to talk about it. It’s happening in front of our eyes. I’m going to talk about this damn jet. I don’t know if you heard it. The President is getting this—I’m a little obsessive about things that really irritate the crap out of me, and this type of stuff—because this palace in the sky is getting from the Qatari government, which he gets to keep for himself when he’s done.

None of this is factual, as has been pointed out here and elsewhere.

“Let’s be very clear: it’s a flying bribe, blatantly unconstitutional. Even worse, this whole deal was signed off on by the Attorney General of the United States, ostensibly our nation’s top lawyer, famously an independent job. But now, the Attorney General, Pam Bondi, is acting as the President’s personal attorney, and, weirdly enough, coincidentally enough, she happens to be a lobbyist for the government of Qatar.”

Again, since the gift is to the U.S., not Trump personally, there is nothing unconstitutional about it. What a trivial, petty, desperate Trump Deranged rant this “speech” is! Such eloquence! Such soaring rhetoric!

Somebody tell Tim that Pam Bondi is not a lobbyist for anyone. She was a member of a lobbying firm in D.C. that had Qatar among its clients.

Walz: “Whatever.”

Well, that’s 90% of the speech; I can’t stand any more. Walz is an embarrassment. Shame on the University of Minnesota for debasing its students’ graduation with such fool.

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Pointer: JutGory

20 thoughts on “Unethical Commencement Speaker of the Decade: Minnesota Governor “Knucklehead” Tim Walz

  1. Well, that’s 90% of the speech; I can’t stand any more.”

    Thanks for cutting it short; reading the parts you did post made my teeth hurt!

    PWS

  2. Thank you, Jack, for going into detail about something I couldn’t.
    your analysis is greatly appreciated.
    I honestly do not remember what my commencement speaker at the U of M law School talked about, but it was not as stupid as this.
    -Jut

      • Need an Ethics Ruling on one point.

        In the video of the speech, Walz is wearing a purple gown:

        https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=707244868626446

        Purple is the color for academic gowns for lawyers. I get that Walz is talking to a law school class. But, his highest degree is a Masters in Education. The color for that degree is light blue. I don’t know if you get such a gown if you do not reach the Doctorate level.

        Is it unethical for him to wear a gown for a degree he does not hold, even though he is speaking at a commencement for people receiving that degree.

        Part of my confusion is that, at St. John’s College little emphasis is put on the academic background of the tutors. But, at graduation, they all showed up in their academic gowns. The person handing out diplomas in my class was a Harvard educated musician and he showed up in his pink academic gown (and Harvard gowns are probably pretty extravagant to begin with, pink being the color for a music degree. What made it more funny is that this particular tutor was pretty openly gay (I don’t know if “openly” really needs a modifier). So, it really fit his personality. Sadly, he died far too early from AIDS a short while later. But, from that experience, I would expect Walz to wear a light blue gown, though maybe, if he does not have such a degree, it is permissible to wear the gown of the degree you are conferring.

        -Jut

        • My ethics ruling would be that this is one of those cases of “Is it a lie if someone says it to a tree in the forest and nobody else is around to hear it?” Id guess that virtually no one realized that Walz was wearing a color he had no business wearing, including Knuckehead. The deception inherent in having a commencement speaker who not only isn’t a lawyer but who knows less about the law than the average plumber is what I’d call a superseding cause, so the misleading garb is like shooting someone who’s already dead.

  3. Walz is the Republicans secret weapon! Let him continue to turn off Dem voter base. He’s flipping Independent and conservative Dems right now.

  4. I really wish I had been a student in that audience waiting to graduate. I would have made a very conspicuous display of getting up, turning my back on governor Walz, and walking out.

    And with every step I would have been praying that the governor would call me out.

  5. Is it fair to the Conservative or Republican graduates that, on one of the most important milestones of their lives, this hiney hole is hijacking the moment for his own agenda? Did he ever stop to consider that this day isn’t about him—or his beliefs? It’s about the graduates. All of them. They deserve to be honored and celebrated without distraction or disrespect.

    • No, he made the speech so he would have sound bytes for future use.

      I graduated from law school in 1990. Dan Rather – yeah, that Dan Rather – gave the commencement address. He attended my law school for one year before being called up to D.C. to sit at the main news desk. The entire message was, “You don’t need a law degree to be successful! Look at me!” The young lady sitting to my right turned to me and said, “Well, damn! I wish someone told me that three years, tons of debt, and unfractured nerves ago!” My parents attended the graduation. Their response was, “Well, Dan Rather. Interesting speech. Let’s eat lunch.”

      jvb

  6. And this isn’t the worst of it. Former prime minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern, who quit before the end of her second term because she didn’t have a full tank, in her own words, the fact that her party was starting to tank in the polls had nothing to do with it, has been living in the US for the last 2 years as a fellow at Harvard. She gave addresses to both Harvard and Yale boasting about how in New Zealand immediately after the mosque shooting in 2019 they outlawed the weapons used in that shooting together with a bunch of others. The students applauded her, and I also applauded the idea that once a tragedy happens, or someone abuses rights, the proper remedy is to make instant felons out of law abiding gun owners who had nothing to do with what happened and to do it with a simple majority vote. That’s because New Zealand, like a lot of former British dominions, has no written Constitution. To her credit, at least she did not go bashing Trump by name, although she implied a lot about him being a tyrant and so on. We’re in a country where our supposedly best and brightest are indoctrinated to applaud a foreign soft tyrant.

    • She gave addresses to both Harvard and Yale boasting about how in New Zealand immediately after the mosque shooting in 2019 they outlawed the weapons used in that shooting together with a bunch of others. The students applauded her, and I also applauded the idea that once a tragedy happens, or someone abuses rights, the proper remedy is to make instant felons out of law abiding gun owners who had nothing to do with what happened and to do it with a simple majority vote

      It did not even end gang violence in New Zealand!

    • Gee, it took Ol’ Knucklehead to flush you out! I thought you were going to alert me when you came to DC this Spring so Still Spartan and I could take you to lunch…Wha’ happened? I was looking forward to meeting you.

      • I think you might be off by some time. I have not been in Washington DC as yet this year. I have been a little quiet because I am about to start a new job. The first I will probably make it to DC is likely to be Saturday June 14th to photograph the parade for the birthday of the army and also drop by the air and space museum. Perhaps something can be arranged then, and I will probably be back in September for the air show at Andrews Air Force Base. So there is still hope.

  7. Thanks a lot, Jack; we’ve all lost neurons from having read Walz’s whine!
    It was apparently not well-received, even disregarding the displays of general and legal ignorance. TwitteX‘s Grok AI says many X users also thought it inappropriate for a commencement speech.

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