“Appeal to Authority” is one of the hoariest logical fallacies of all as well as one of the most common; it is a favorite of those who cannot make their own cases for their fervently held beliefs. So it is not surprising that a supposed post by nice guy—he was Opie, after all!—and mostly apolitical Hollywood director Ron Howard has resurfaced on social media as desperate progressives try to avoid the consequences of the Charley Kirk murder that was the inevitable result of the fearmongering and demonizing their party flooded the culture with for years.
The Ron Howard manifesto of what liberals believe and why was circulating earlier this year and even Snopes, a reliable Axis ally, pronounced it fake. Never mind, though. What a brilliant ideology the Left has that its adherents can’t even be honest about who is making arguments in its support!
If you read “Ron’s” screed, you will conclude as I have that the director needs to track down the forger and sue him for defamation, or perhaps force the miscreant to watch Howard’s “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” and Jim Carey’s unrestrained mugging for days on end. The recitation of beliefs is so full of “Imagine”-esque fantasy and logical inconsistencies that a relatively alert 8th grader should be able to poke the thing with enough holes to fill Prince Albert’s Hall.
Here’s a challenge to Ethics Alarms readers: debunk this virtue-signaling orgy my Facebook friends are so fond of, and I’ll publish your vivisections in one grand post to express my gratitude for saving me the trouble. I’ll get you started: Only idiots make statements that they conclude with “PERIOD.”
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s “Ron”…
I’m a liberal, but that doesn’t mean what a lot of you apparently think it does. Let’s break it down, shall we? Because quite frankly, I’m getting a little tired of being told what I believe and what I stand for. Spoiler alert: not every liberal is the same, though the majority of liberals I know think along roughly these same lines:1. I believe a country should take care of its weakest members. A country cannot call itself civilized when its children, disabled, sick, and elderly are neglected. PERIOD.2. I believe healthcare is a right, not a privilege. Somehow that’s interpreted as “I believe Obamacare is the end-all, be-all.” This is not the case. I’m fully aware that the ACA has problems, that a national healthcare system would require everyone to chip in, and that it’s impossible to create one that is devoid of flaws, but I have yet to hear an argument against it that makes “let people die because they can’t afford healthcare” a better alternative. I believe healthcare should be far cheaper than it is, and that everyone should have access to it. And no, I’m not opposed to paying higher taxes in the name of making that happen.3. I believe education should be affordable. It doesn’t necessarily have to be free (though it works in other countries so I’m mystified as to why it can’t work in the US), but at the end of the day, there is no excuse for students graduating college saddled with five- or six-figure debt.4. I don’t believe your money should be taken from you and given to people who don’t want to work. I have literally never encountered anyone who believes this. Ever. I just have a massive moral problem with a society where a handful of people can possess the majority of the wealth while there are people literally starving to death, freezing to death, or dying because they can’t afford to go to the doctor. Fair wages, lower housing costs, universal healthcare, affordable education, and the wealthy actually paying their share would go a long way toward alleviating this. Somehow believing that makes me a communist.5. I don’t throw around “I’m willing to pay higher taxes” lightly. If I’m suggesting something that involves paying more, well, it’s because I’m fine with paying my share as long as it’s actually going to something besides lining corporate pockets or bombing other countries while Americans die without healthcare.6. I believe companies should be required to pay their employees a decent, livable wage. Somehow this is always interpreted as me wanting burger flippers to be able to afford a penthouse apartment and a Mercedes. What it actually means is that no one should have to work three full-time jobs just to keep their head above water. Restaurant servers should not have to rely on tips, multibillion-dollar companies should not have employees on food stamps, workers shouldn’t have to work themselves into the ground just to barely make ends meet, and minimum wage should be enough for someone to work 40 hours and live.7. I am not anti-Christian. I have no desire to stop Christians from being Christians, to close churches, to ban the Bible, to forbid prayer in school, etc. (BTW, prayer in school is NOT illegal; *compulsory* prayer in school is – and should be – illegal). All I ask is that Christians recognize *my* right to live according to *my* beliefs. When I get pissed off that a politician is trying to legislate Scripture into law, I’m not “offended by Christianity” — I’m offended that you’re trying to force me to live by your religion’s rules. You know how you get really upset at the thought of Muslims imposing Sharia law on you? That’s how I feel about Christians trying to impose biblical law on me. Be a Christian. Do your thing. Just don’t force it on me or mine.8. I don’t believe LGBT people should have more rights than you. I just believe they should have the *same* rights as you.9. I don’t believe illegal immigrants should come to America and have the world at their feet, especially since THIS ISN’T WHAT THEY DO (spoiler: undocumented immigrants are ineligible for all those programs they’re supposed to be abusing, and if they’re “stealing” your job it’s because your employer is hiring illegally). I believe there are far more humane ways to handle undocumented immigration than our current practices (i.e., detaining children, splitting up families, ending DACA, etc).10. I don’t believe the government should regulate everything, but since greed is such a driving force in our country, we NEED regulations to prevent cut corners, environmental destruction, tainted food/water, unsafe materials in consumable goods or medical equipment, etc. It’s not that I want the government’s hands in everything — I just don’t trust people trying to make money to ensure that their products/practices/etc. are actually SAFE. Is the government devoid of shadiness? Of course not. But with those regulations in place, consumers have recourse if they’re harmed and companies are liable for medical bills, environmental cleanup, etc. Just kind of seems like common sense when the alternative to government regulation is letting companies bring their bottom line into the equation.11. I believe our current administration is fascist. Not because I dislike them or because I can’t get over an election, but because I’ve spent too many years reading and learning about the Third Reich to miss the similarities. Not because any administration I dislike must be Nazis, but because things are actually mirroring authoritarian and fascist regimes of the past.12. I believe the systemic racism and misogyny in our society is much worse than many people think, and desperately needs to be addressed. Which means those with privilege — white, straight, male, economic, etc. — need to start listening, even if you don’t like what you’re hearing, so we can start dismantling everything that’s causing people to be marginalized.13. I am not interested in coming after your blessed guns, nor is anyone serving in government. What I am interested in is the enforcement of present laws and enacting new, common sense gun regulations. Got another opinion? Put it on your page, not mine.14. I believe in so-called political correctness. I prefer to think it’s social politeness. If I call you Chuck and you say you prefer to be called Charles I’ll call you Charles. It’s the polite thing to do. Not because everyone is a delicate snowflake, but because as Maya Angelou put it, when we know better, we do better. When someone tells you that a term or phrase is more accurate/less hurtful than the one you’re using, you now know better. So why not do better? How does it hurt you to NOT hurt another person?15. I believe in funding sustainable energy, including offering education to people currently working in coal or oil so they can change jobs. There are too many sustainable options available for us to continue with coal and oil. Sorry, billionaires. Maybe try investing in something else.16. I believe that women should not be treated as a separate class of human. They should be paid the same as men who do the same work, should have the same rights as men and should be free from abuse. Why on earth shouldn’t they be?I think that about covers it. Bottom line is that I’m a liberal because I think we should take care of each other. That doesn’t mean you should work 80 hours a week so your lazy neighbor can get all your money. It just means I don’t believe there is any scenario in which preventable suffering is an acceptable outcome as long as money is saved.”

It’s not just this. We’re seeing – at least, *I* am seeing – a remarkable number of posts in which athletes, rock stars, actors etc. are presented as mourning Charlie Kirk.
I have no doubt that all of them are AI-driven – or, at least, AI written. Many of them are more or less identical with copy; only the names and images change. But all of them include a link to a “news” website you never heard of. At minimum, they’re looking for shares (I have received many) to help them monetize things. God knows what happens if you actually click a link.
You wanna talk about the Charlie Kirk Assassination Ethics Trainwreck? The assholes behind these scams aren’t even trying to advance a political position. They’re simply trying to rob graves.
It has never been more important to NOT share shit you see online simply because you hope it’s true.
So, if you are the Very Model of a Moderate US Liberal, exactly how far are you willing to go to get what you want? if the majority are not on board with all the things you propose (and that seems to be the case right now), what are you going to do about it? Are you going to listen to those who disagree, address their concerns, and deal with the potential flaws in your plans? Or are you just going to write off everyone who disagrees as greedy and bigoted, and wait for them to die while you indoctrinate their children? And if you actually do get everything on your wish list, but the utopia you imagine fails to materialize, then will you: A, Rethink your plans and try a different direction, B, Say this is the best you can do and leave things as they are, or C, double-down on the socialism?
“The desire to make education ‘free’ “
Free (frē) adverb/adjective/noun: At _The_Expense_Of_Others.
“This cannot be achieved without taking from those who produce, and giving to those who do not.”
“What is your ‘fair share’ of what someone else has worked for?” Dr. T. Sowell
PWS
Excellent job.#8 is almost exactly what I wrote when I started to do my own fisking of this thing, before I decided to leave it to the commentariate, a decision which you just proved wise. And extra points for the Gilbert and Sullivan reference…
The piece as a whole tends to suffer from 4 main flaws in its thinking, all of which are related to one another:
To no one’s surprise, I’m sure, I’m going to pick apart #15. If I find extra time in my schedule, I’ll work on some others, but 15 is in my area of expertise and my favorite soapbox.
I will also note that the reason people throw out lists like this is to make attacking the ideas difficult as it takes a lot of time and effort to debunk even one point, and 16 points is a lot to get to. I believe the term for a verbal list like this is a Gish Gallop, but I could be wrong. However, I have to spend as much time and paper, or more on one item than they did on all 16. Sorry, it’s long, but you asked us to fisk this.
15. I believe in funding sustainable energy, including offering education to people currently working in coal or oil so that they can change jobs. There are too many sustainable options available for us to continue with coal and oil. Sorry billionaires. Maybe try investing in something else.
You say that you want to fund sustainable energy. Now, part of the definition of sustainable is that it can sustain itself. Dumping a few billion or trillion dollars into something is great, but only if it starts paying for (sustaining) itself. We will discuss that in more detail below.
I also will assume, given other items on your list, that you are concerned that the poor who can’t afford healthcare should not have to pay more for their electricity. That means that anything that increases the prices of electricity should be very carefully considered, as the poor are the one hurt the most by increased electricity prices, as those not only decrease your ability to light, heat, and cool your house, but also increase the prices of all goods and services, sometimes dramatically. This means that any replacement power needs to be economically equivalent to coal, or your choices are directly harming the very people you proclaimed you wanted to help in points above.
Funding something is nice and all, but where is this money coming from? The national debt is reaching such a point that we are risking complete economic collapse. If you want the government to have money to fund this, we are going to have to cut government spending somewhere. Trillions of dollars don’t just magically appear out of thin air. Extreme government spending causes inflation, and if it goes too far, you replicate the issues of the Weimer Republic.
I should define some terms. Baseload power is what we need at all times. This is the power that your hospitals, police stations, fire departments, fridges, freezers, and medical devices need. If baseload power is not maintained, people die. Then there is variable and peak power. This is the power we like to use. I like to have a house with heat, which requires power, as even my pellet stove needs electricity. I like to have lights and a stove/oven and maybe my computer and all my lovely other electric devices. This power can be lived without, but our quality of life will fall greatly.
I believe the first item is to determine WHAT sustainable options are available for us if we are kicking out coal and oil. So let’s look at options for coal first. Coal is primarily used for electricity, and that’s what we’ll focus on. All other uses for coal, I will assume you are ok with as they are not first and foremost in the energy category.
You also want to replace oil. Now as you simply said energy, we will agree that oil can still be used for the chemical industries, including plastics, lubricants, pharmaceuticals, etc. We will focus on the main usage of oil as a transportation fuel.
So, what do we replace oil with? Bueller?
The common answer is electricity. Electric cars cannot handle the needs of our nation. I live in a part of the country where I have to travel 100 miles between towns. Literally, it is 99.4 miles! I am expecting a baby here soon and my husband will have to drive me those hundred miles to see the nearest midwife/OB. If we need a NICU, it is closer to 250. Electric car batteries are only good for 300 miles, and that is from 0-100%, which you should never count upon. Electric cars are really only designed to run from 20-80%, which means that you just lost 40% of those 300 miles. That is 120 miles. They also have issues running in mountainous terrain, high winds, and temperatures below 32F. Each of those can drop the mileage by up to 50%. If you live in mountainous terrain with high winds and cold temperatures (like I do), getting those 100 miles in the winter is iffy. Most families who have electric cars have them as a second vehicle, rather than as their primary and only vehicle because of range and reliability issues. Even if this were not an issue, there is also the problem of airplanes, helicopters, and semis. These cannot be run for the long distances needed on electricity. There was a test of an electrically powered semi traveling around 400 miles on one of the most used interstates in the US. The short answer to how that worked was it didn’t, even when they planned for the best conditions possible. The semi couldn’t handle the terrain. But even without that, we have other major issues with electric cars. Electric vehicles need batteries. I mentioned the problem with batteries earlier, but I didn’t handle what we do with the batteries when they reach end of life. We toss them in landfills because they are too hard to clean up. They are a fire hazard, above that of a gasoline powered car. Also, the tremendous weight of an small electric car causes significant damage to roads and highways, closer to the damage caused by semi-trucks. This means a significantly greater demand for asphalt which is…oil and particularly bad off-gassing oil at that.
What about ethanol, methane to gasoline, or biodiesel? Well, ethanol is very hard on cars, causing significant damage to all the steel. It is also less energy dense, so your fuel cost goes up and your repair costs go up, and the amount you can haul across the nation in semis goes WAY down. Semis use diesel for a reason. Guess where we get the methane…fossil fuels. And again, doesn’t solve the diesel problem. Biodiesel is only able to be used in this country at the low percentages it is used because of massive government subsides. To make it take over more of the market would take a huge jump in transportation prices (so all your goods go up in price) or a large jump in government debt. Also, we make biodiesel out of food stocks, like soy and corn. Do you really want to compete with the transportation industry for your food? That will dramatically increase food prices and transportation prices. There is a way around it, but it would require increasing our cattle herds exponentially and killing huge amounts of cattle each day for their fat. Our current tallow industry could supply one small biodiesel operation, about 80,000 BPD. We need (according to the EIA) around 3,000,000 BPD. So, I guess we multiply our cow herds by approximately 38 times, which has land use, water use, and other concerns.
Of course, nothing covered here dealt with the chemical industries. This comment would be a lot longer if I did that, but suffice to say, if we really wanted to get rid of fossil fuels, which is what most “moderate leftists” I have spoken to seem to mean with discussing the decrease in oil and coal, we’d get rid of plastic(bye bye phones and computers), single use medical equipment (how do you like sharing catheters with someone), pharmaceuticals (hope you don’t have a medical condition), paint/varnish (say goodbye to your wood furniture), synthetic fabrics (clothes, furniture) varnish, lubricants (those wind turbines sure need them), and more.
I’m a liberal, but that doesn’t mean what a lot of you apparently think it does.
Good for you? But I’m willing to bet 95% of the time, I know exactly what it means. Studies (I can cite them if you want) often show I know you a lot better than you know me. The big problem with a statement like yours is that your views are often highlighted and celebrated, while republican views are not.
Because quite frankly, I’m getting a little tired of being told what I believe and what I stand for.
The same, but see point one. If you don’t like this characterization, maybe you should do a better job of reigning your side in. If people actually cared about things, they should spend more time looking inward than outward.
Spoiler alert: not every liberal is the same, though the majority of liberals I know think along roughly these same lines:
True. No one is the same. But giving where this is going, I’m having a hard time not seeing you about to do what you accuse us of doing.
I believe a country should take care of its weakest members. A country cannot call itself civilized when its children, disabled, sick, and elderly are neglected. PERIOD.
Great in theory….You do know republicans do this? But that really isn’t the issue. The issue is how it should be done. The biggest question: Who’s gonna pay for it?
I believe healthcare is a right, not a privilege. Somehow that’s interpreted as “I believe Obamacare is the end-all, be-all.”
No, its not. As far as I know, never in human history has it been. Since you’re claiming it is, the burden of proof is on you. You can’t just make a statement. Also PERIOD? What are you five?
“I believe Obamacare is the end-all, be-all.” This is not the case. I’m fully aware that the ACA has problems, that a national healthcare system would require everyone to chip in, and that it’s impossible to create one that is devoid of flaws, but I have yet to hear an argument against it that makes “let people die because they can’t afford healthcare” a better alternative. I believe healthcare should be far cheaper than it is, and that everyone should have access to it. And no, I’m not opposed to paying higher taxes in the name of making that happen.
Strawman. Has any republican ever said this? There was a lot of (justified) critiques of the ACA (not to mention subterfuge). Also, if you don’t know better critiques of cheaper healthcare, you’re not listening to them. Additionally, everyone has access to it. You can walk into any ER and get anywhere in the country, but that’s not what you’re talking about, is it? I bet you’re also talking about Hormone therapy and abortion. But I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. Tell me how you would get healthcare cost down without making someone do their work for cheaper/free. This is going to be a problem with one of your later arguments.
I believe education should be affordable. It doesn’t necessarily have to be free (though it works in other countries so I’m mystified as to why it can’t work in the US), but at the end of the day, there is no excuse for students graduating college saddled with five- or six-figure debt.
Setting aside the big problem with a significant number of colleges, the short answer: it can be. Trade schools, community colleges, military, are alternative methods to higher education that don’t break the bank. I’m willing to bet 999/1000 an employer doesn’t care where you went to college, only if you can do the job. I know one of Charlie Kirk’s talking point was almost 50% of people working aren’t in a field they got their degree in (I’ll admit, I don’t know if this is true). Still, this is you’re talking point. I also understand (Maybe I’m doing exactly what you accuse me of doing earlier) that colleges are one of liberals sacred institutions. If you think there is a problem, maybe, as I suggested earlier, you look inward towards a solution instead of asking for the government to step in and fix it.
I don’t believe your money should be taken from you and given to people who don’t want to work. I have literally never encountered anyone who believes this. Ever. I just have a massive moral problem with a society where a handful of people can possess the majority of the wealth while there are people literally starving to death, freezing to death, or dying because they can’t afford to go to the doctor.
Well, it would be a rather stupid thing to admit (but given the wake of Kirk, nothing surprises me), but that’s not really what conservatives are saying. I guess maybe you are doing some of that which you accuse them of doing. The issue is it’s happening. There are people who (proudly) freeload off the government and even tell others how to do so.
Also, wealth is not a zero-sum game. If it were, we would have hit a wall decades ago. A person is no more obligated (morally or otherwise) to be concerned with others who have nothing to do with them. As a Christian, I would add: By what moral authority do you appeal to?
Fair wages, lower housing costs, universal healthcare, affordable education, and the wealthy actually paying their share would go a long way toward alleviating this. Somehow believing that makes me a communist.
If it walks like a duck….
I don’t throw around “I’m willing to pay higher taxes” lightly. If I’m suggesting something that involves paying more, well, it’s because I’m fine with paying my share as long as it’s actually going to something besides lining corporate pockets or bombing other countries while Americans die without healthcare.
I would also say, this isn’t how governments work. You don’t get to pick and choose taxes. Those same taxes you pay also go to pay for things I’m willing to bet you don’t want to have them pay for.
I believe companies should be required to pay their employees a decent, livable wage. Somehow this is always interpreted as me wanting burger flippers to be able to afford a penthouse apartment and a Mercedes. What it actually means is that no one should have to work three full-time jobs just to keep their head above water. Restaurant servers should not have to rely on tips, multibillion-dollar companies should not have employees on food stamps, workers shouldn’t have to work themselves into the ground just to barely make ends meet, and minimum wage should be enough for someone to work 40 hours and live.
I believe if a person wants to work for a dollar and two people come to that arrangement, then that’s between them. My belief is more grounded in reality. I’ll quote Jesus here (See if I can appeal to your morality) which was not the point of his lesson, but seems to fit nicely here:
And on receiving it they grumbled at the master of the house, saying, ‘These last worked only one hour, and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the day and the scorching heat.’ But he replied to one of them, ‘Friend, I am doing you no wrong. Did you not agree with me for a denarius? Take what belongs to you and go. I choose to give to this last worker as I give to you. Am I not allowed to do what I choose with what belongs to me? Or do you begrudge my generosity?
All I ask is that Christians recognize *my* right to live according to *my* beliefs. Just don’t force it on me or mine.
You do realize, given that we are only on point six, how hypocritical this is? This is exactly what you are doing.
I don’t believe LGBT people should have more rights than you. I just believe they should have the *same* rights as you.
They do (granted, it wasn’t always this way). If we were just talking about the LGB this wouldn’t even be an issue now. But you know darn well the legal, moral, and ethical implications of what the T is doing to the movement, world, and rule of law, so let’s not pretend it is what it isn’t.
I don’t believe illegal immigrants should come to America and have the world at their feet, especially since THIS ISN’T WHAT THEY DO (spoiler: undocumented immigrants are ineligible for all those programs they’re supposed to be abusing, and if they’re “stealing” your job it’s because your employer is hiring illegally). I believe there are far more humane ways to handle undocumented immigration than our current practices (i.e., detaining children, splitting up families, ending DACA, etc).
So you’re telling me they aren’t being given food stamps, free medical access, housing benefits, increasing the crime rate (yeah, I know what you’re going to say here…)? Even by coming here illegally, they are breaking the law. And all these things you want for everybody? In a place with finite resources, increasing cost, and longer wait times, what do you think bring in millions of extra people are year are going to do to those things?
Just kind of seems like common sense when the alternative to government regulation is letting companies bring their bottom line into the equation.
Well there is a third option: Sunshine. Something both government and companies seem to hate.
11-12. Res Ipsa Loquitur. You have revealed exactly what you are: illogical. There is no point in moving forward with anyone who makes this argument. Whatever you have to say, I no longer want to listen, because by making this argument, you have said you won’t listen (though you have already proved that by your responses) to anything bordering on the rational. What’s the point of continuing after this?
Here’s a challenge to Ethics Alarms readers: debunk this virtue-signaling orgy my Facebook friends are so fond of, and I’ll publish your vivisections in one grand post to express my gratitude for saving me the trouble.
This is why no one likes Ethicists, Jack (Jk.) Fine, fine, I’ll continue.
I am not interested in coming after your blessed guns, nor is anyone serving in government. What I am interested in is the enforcement of present laws and enacting new, common sense gun regulations. Got another opinion? Put it on your page, not mine.
Even if I believe you’re not coming after guns (which I don’t) define “Common Sense” or any law that would have stopped most gun (I want to say violence here, but I don’t have data at this point) shootings that happen in our country.
I believe in so-called political correctness.
I cringed reading this. Who writes something like this with a straight face.
I prefer to think it’s social politeness. If I call you Chuck and you say you prefer to be called Charles I’ll call you Charles. It’s the polite thing to do. Not because everyone is a delicate snowflake, but because as Maya Angelou put it, when we know better, we do better. When someone tells you that a term or phrase is more accurate/less hurtful than the one you’re using, you now know better. So why not do better? How does it hurt you to NOT hurt another person?
I hate being called John, and I correct people when they do. In this way, I agree. But the issue rarely stems from a name (I’m almost positive you know that). The issue is bending reality, which stretches into the whole problem of having transgender people in our society (see earlier point). Hurt is a two-way street. Men hurt women by playing in their safe spaces. Also, it is not hurt to correct someone nor not allow them accesss to somewhere they shouldn’t be.
I believe in funding sustainable energy, including offering education to people currently working in coal or oil so they can change jobs. There are too many sustainable options available for us to continue with coal and oil.
You could have just stopped here.
Sorry, billionaires. Maybe try investing in something else.
Again, trying to tell someone else what to do. It’s their money. You have no right to it. I would say the same thing about you. I have no right to your money.
I believe that women should not be treated as a separate class of human. They should be paid the same as men who do the same work, should have the same rights as men and should be free from abuse. Why on earth shouldn’t they be?
Are we really doing the wage gap again? It’s been 17 years since that stupid study came out. If there is something (Legally) that a woman can’t do that a man can, then fix it. But besides the fact that its been debunked multiple times, had nothing to do with an actual gap in pay, I’m willing to bet you don’t believe this statement (see you’re own vague posting on the transgender movement).
I think that about covers it. Bottom line is that I’m a liberal because I think we should take care of each other. That doesn’t mean you should work 80 hours a week so your lazy neighbor can get all your money. It just means I don’t believe there is any scenario in which preventable suffering is an acceptable outcome as long as money is saved.”
Then do it. No one is stopping you. But you’re not advocating for any of that. You are (mostly) advocating for a vague increase in taxes and government overreach. You literally wrote, “I don’t believe in government overreach” then proceeded to do nothing but advocate for government overreach. What you really could have said and saved all of us the trouble was:
Dear Republicians. I’m a Liberal. I don’t think you understand us. Just be clear, please govern me harder.
Message received.
Bingo.