Post 2024 Election Freakout Update, Fashion Ethics Division: How Hateful Are The Trump-Haters? THIS Hateful…

Believe it or not, the social media Trump Hate mob was offended by that photo and others of Ivanka Trump wearing the dress at President Trump’s Inaugural Ball. Why, you well may ask, especially if you are of sound mind and under the age of 80? This is why…

Yes, Ivanka had the audacity to wear a recreation of one of the dresses Audrey Hepburn wore in “Sabrina,” a 1954 film with William Holden (above) and Humphrey Bogart. That film is so old that it had a remake, and the actor who played Bogart’s part is in his 80s, Harrison Ford. My late wife Grace loved Audrey Hepburn, and though I re-watched that film with her just about a year ago, I wouldn’t have picked up on the dress homage. But nothing is too petty and bonkers to attack a Trump over.

“She [Audrey] is the complete opposite of Ivanka’s silver spoon life,” read the comment of one lunatic. Typical ignoramus: Hepburn was raised in a wealthy family among the Dutch aristocracy; her mother was a baroness, her father a wealthy oil executive. But facts don’t matter to these nutcases.

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Two Incompetent Elected Officials of the Month: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson (D) and Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles (R)

I may start pairing this category from now on. These two recent examples of elected officials who would be working at Pizza Hut if they were subject to the Ethics Alarms “Stupidity Rule” are, sadly, not as unusual as they should be.

The mention of the Stupidity Rule reminds me: over on my Trump Deranged Facebook feed, an otherwise sharp and perceptive FBF posted a scathing reaction to the Trump administration’s announcement directing that government employees who witness efforts by their supervisors or other staff to defy executive orders must report the violations. This proves Trump is a Nazi, you know. I had to wrestle my fingers to the floor to resist posting that all the new administration is doing is reiterating a law of long-standing: government employees must report illegal conduct, and Executive Orders have the force of law. Ignorance makes it so much easier to be Trump Deranged…

But I digress. Let’s look now at the incompetent elected Republican, a dolt in the House I was happily unaware of until now. Rep. Andy Ogles of Tennessee, making a strong bid to land on the Ethics Alarms list of the worst members of Congress before the 2026 elections, introduced a resolution to amend the U.S. Constitution, repealing the 22nd Amendment, to allow President Donald Trump and other future Presidents to serve a third term. Trump, of course, is the reason for this irresponsible and DOA proposal.

Trump “has proven himself to be the only figure in modern history capable of reversing our nation’s decay and restoring America to greatness, and he must be given the time necessary to accomplish that goal,” said Ogles. “It is imperative that we provide President Trump with every resource necessary to correct the disastrous course set by the Biden administration. He is dedicated to restoring the republic and saving our country, and we, as legislators and as states, must do everything in our power to support him.”

Well, I’ve never said that there weren’t members of Congress who would support a dictatorship.

Trump is 78: getting him through the next four years without seeing him keel over or start speaking in tongues like our previous President is going to take some luck as it is. Ogles wants a two-term President who will be 86 by the end of his tenure. President George Washington was brilliantly prescient to set the precedent (aka “democratic norm”)by serving only two terms, while Franklin Roosevelt, who decided that the war gave him leave to keep getting elected President even though he was failing intellectually and physically, was dangerously wrong. The U.S. learned that lesson, and Ogles wants to unlearn it.

I have a better idea: let’s limit Ogles to two terms (he’s in his second).

Moron.

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Again, Hall of Fame Ethics, and Again, Ethically Inert Sportswriters Want To Elect Steroid Cheats

I know I’ve written a ridiculous number of posts about the logical, institutional and ethical absurdity of electing baseballs’s steroid cheats to the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, but I have sworn to slap this down every time it rears its metaphorical ugly head until my dying day.

The 2025 Baseball Writers’ Association of America voted Ichiro Suzuki (one vote shy of being a unanimous selection), CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner into the Hall. Three quick ethics notes on this. First, whoever it was who left Suzuki off his ballot should be kicked out of the association using the equivilent of the Ethics Alarms “Stupidity Rule.” He is not only a qualified Hall of Famer, but belongs among the upper echelon of Hall of Famers with the likes of Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Ted Williams and Rogers Hornsby.

Second, I have no problem with CC Sabathia making the Hall, but that he was elected just a couple of months after Red Sox star Luis Tiant was rejected by a veteran’s committee, probably ending his Hall of Fame chances for good, shows just how arbitrarily the standards for Hall admission are applied. Tiant was objectively better than Sabathia, a bigger star, and while CC was a flashy presence on the mound, Tiant was more so. Luis (or “Loooooie!” as he was known in Fenway Park) died last year, and had said that if they weren’t going to let him into the Hall while he was alive, they shouldn’t bother after he was dead. Maybe the voters were just honoring his wishes…

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“Superman II” Plot: After Trump-Deranged Sen. Murphy Makes An Ass of Himself, Vogue Says “Hold My Beer”…

The previous post discussed the level of hysteria now being attained by the Trump Deranged, with a U.S. Senator yesterday joining in the bonkers conspiracy theory that the Trump administration is a cabal of actual Nazis . Chris Murphy’s echoing the ridiculous Big Lie that Elon Musk gave a deliberate Nazi salute—you know, like Superman when he’s flying—

….managed to surpass even the late campaign claims by the dumbest sub-species among the Axis of Unethical Conduct that Trump was emulating the American Nazi Party when he held a campaign rally in Madison Square Garden. Yes, the Nazi salute smear on Musk is even worse than that, though redolent of the “OK” secret white supremacy hand signal insanity that the Mad Left used to slime everyone from lawyers to baseball fans during Trump’s first term.

Here is Vogue, writing about the cool necklace Ketanji Brown Jackson (above) wore to the inauguration:

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Unethical Quote of the Month (and Ethics Villain): Sen. Chris Murphy (D.-Conn)

“What do you think about Trump’s most visible advisor, Elon Musk, performing a Nazi salute?”

—-Sen. Chris Murphy, Democrat from Connecticut and based on this question, a completely unscrupulous one, questioning Republican Rep. Elise Stefanik in her confirmation hearing to be confirmed as U.N. ambassador

Yecchh, ick, ptui, gag, retch! I’m sure it’s theoretically possible to stoop lower than Murphy, but I don’t want to think about what that would be. Urinating on the nominee perhaps?

This is pure Trump hate translated into slander. Musk, while gesticulating yesterday, ended up with one arm outstretched briefly with the palm down, and the still frantically desperate Axis, including PBS, began circulating the absurd Big Lie that Musk gave a Nazi salute for some reason. Oh! I get it! It’s because Trump is a Nazi!

I still can’t get my head around the reality that a U.S. Senator would try to join in on this gang smearing of Musk. CNN’s Scott Jennings X’d, “The only good thing about the Elon salute stupidity is that it adds to the list of people in public life who should never, ever, ever be taken seriously ever again by anyone ever.” Good point, and well said. Now, I’m ahead of Jennings, because I never took Murphy seriously anyway, except that he’s a serious jerk. Murphy is one of the worst of the worst in Congress, and missed my pre-election blacklist only because he wasn’t running. Yet even I, who regard him as an ongoing embarrassment to the Senate and the nation, didn’t see him resorting to this.

The question wasn’t even relevant to Stefanik, though she answered it with appropriate contempt, saying, “That is simply not the case. To say so – the American people see through it. They support Elon Musk.” I wish she had added, “And they are not the morons you seem to think they are. They know he didn’t give any Nazi salute.”

I find it hard to believe that the Democrats and the Trump-hating news media are really going to escalate their craziness as they try to destroy Trump for another term. Is it possible? Do they have a death wish? Are they that deluded? Is their learning curve not just flat, but upside-down? Jennings is not exaggerating. Bias makes you stupid, and hysterical bias makes you ridiculous.

(That’s Superman giving his “Nazi salute” above, courtesy of the Babylon Bee.)

Ethics and American History Dunces: The Fox News Team [Expanded]

Ugh. Where are factcheckers when you need them?

Just now I made the mistake of lighting on Fox News for about a minute, and now my ceiling has bits of my brain and skull all over it following a violent head explosion.

Some Fox blonde with horn-rims was enthusiastically telling a panel about this fascinating bit of history she had just discovered, that an early President, William Henry Harrison, had been inaugurated on a cold day and died as a result. The entire panel oohed an ahhed like she had just announced the discovery of another Rosetta Stone. I read about Harrison’s death when I was ten, so Fox’s assembled idiots treating this rather significant episode in U.S. history like it was obscure trivia was offensive. It was also an indictment of, oh, let’s see…journalism, our education system, and society’s ignorance of history.

Moreover, Harrison, though he was only President for a month before perishing of pneumonia, was a pivotal figure in Presidential history. His was the first modern Presidential campaign (“Tippecanoe and Tyler too!”) in 1840, and his death set the precedent for all Presidential successions to follow. W.H. Harrison was also the grandfather of a future President, Benjamin Harrison, who was sandwiched between Grover Cleveland’s two terms the way Biden is sandwiched between Trump’s (and while a forgettable, mediocre Chief Executive, Benjamin was considerably more successful than Joe).

That didn’t make my head explode, though. It was when some guy on the panel said, “And Harrison was a Republican too!” followed by the horn-rimmed blonde saying with a laugh, “Yes, but it was much different back then.”

William Henry Harrison was not a Republican! He was the first Whig President. The GOP wasn’t founded until 14 years after Harrison’s death, in 1854: Abe Lincoln was only the second Republican Presidential candidate and the first to be elected.

Fake news, fake history…morons. If our journalists can’t inform the public, the least they could do is not make them more ignorant than it already is.

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Aside: The Fox News discussion was, I assume, promoted by the Trump-Deranged social media post like this one, from one of my Facebook friends: “Just wait until they discover that their Dear Leader has left them behind in the cold so he can be snug and warm with his oligarch billionaire buds.”

Ethics Verdict: Stanford Law Prof. Mark Lemley and Law Firm Lex Lumina Are Unethical

…and their conduct in the Facebook matter is damaging to the profession of the law.

Intellectual property expert Mark Lemley, a professor at Stanford Law School and a partner at law firm Lex Lumina, represented Facebook in the copyright case brought on behalf of creators claiming the platform infringed their intellectual property. Yesterday he “fired” his client, despite believing that Meta’s case was strong. His stated reason was that he is outraged at Mark Zuckerberg and Meta’s “descent into toxic masculinity and Neo-Nazi madness.” His law firm then proceeded to back him up.

Here is Lemley’s Facebook post announcing his decision:

Meanwhile, the managing partner of his woke law firm followed with the statement that “Money can’t buy everyone. We’re proud to be a firm that doesn’t sell out our values. Sadly, it seems this is becoming a rarer and rarer quality in America today.” Another partner said, “When we started Lex Lumina, one of the things we committed to was only taking cases we felt good about, on the law and in terms of who we represented. Proud to be working with my friend and partner, Mark Lemley, who lived out our commitment today.”

This is labeling unethical lawyer conduct as ethical.

Lemley went on to post a reiteration of his decision on LinkedIn. It wasn’t “the right call.” If Lemley and his firm had refused to represent Meta in the case of Kadrey v. Meta Platforms initially, there would be no ethics foul: nothing in the Rules of Professional Conduct mandates that any lawyer accept any client, although the traditional ethos of the profession strongly encourages lawyers to do so. However, dropping a client because of what that client has done or said that has nothing to do with the case of the representation, while not a strict rules violation, is unprofessional and creates a dangerous slippery slope…one that many in the legal profession have been leaping down in recent years.

Noteworthy is the fact that Lemley is no legal ethics expert. His actions demonstrate that vividly, and his post is a flashing sign stating, “I am biased, Trump Deranged, a Democrat, and believe in good censorship.” Got it, Professor.

Naturally, the woke legal hacks at Above the Law love this, and ratioanalizes it with an argument that has been rife since the corrupted legal profession started behaving like the restaurants who won’t serve people wearing MAGA caps. Joe Patrice, the head ideologue at Above the Law writes,

A sanctimonious segment of the legal profession harps on the idea that “everyone is entitled an attorney.” Except no one is entitled to you as an attorney. Frankly, no one is entitled to anything in a civil case and to the extent society needs to extend more protections to indigent clients on the wrong end of life-altering civil actions — landlord-tenant cases for instance — there’s definitely no such entitlement for a multibillion-dollar company in a copyright dispute.

Representing a client is a business decision. Some lawyers thrive as counsel of last resort and model their business around the willingness to represent unpopular clients. Other lawyers build their business on crusading for good causes. A whole lot of lawyers exist somewhere between those poles. In fact, a lot of deep-pocketed clients also don’t want to work with firms associated with unpopular causes — that’s a business decision too.

There’s nothing wrong with any of these approaches. Lawyers should feel free to build their practice however they want.

What is wrong with that argument is that it violates Kant’s Rule of Universality, the “What if everybody did it” test that is part of the philosopher’s categorical imperative. Patrice’s standard, and accepting Lemley’s conduct, would mean that certain citizens and organizations could be left without legal representation entirely because they were regarded by a politicized legal profession (and an ethically addled public) as “bad.” While it is accurate to assert that the Sixth Amendment does not guarantee a citizen legal representation in a civil (as opposed to a criminal) case, the legal professional has long embraced the principle that the same ethical and practical justifications should apply. If we accept Patrice’s ethically ignorant (or deliberately misleading) argument that whether to accept a representation is purely a business decision, that allows lawyers and firms to avoid unpopular clients, leaving them potentially at the mercy of the polls and bias in a rigged legal system.

This is what the actions of Lemley and his firm are pointing to. It is the reason Donald Trump has had difficulty hiring lawyers and getting competent legal assistance. Firms and lawyers get threatened by clients, and in the constant tug-of-war between the profession of law and the business of law, business now prevails. Once, before the progressive bias in laws schools and among lawyers became the status quo, the mission of representing unpopular causes and clients, even when the attorneys for these clients personally disagreed with and even deplored their conduct was seen as part of the legal profession’s mission. Wall Street lawyers represented accused terrorists after the bombings of 9/11 after public figures called for their firms to be boycotted. When Coca-Cola virtually extorted their law firm into dropping its representation of the House Committee defending the Defense of Marriage Act before the Supreme Court, the partner handling the case, Paul Clement, wrote in his letter of resignation in protest of the decision, that “defending unpopular positions is what lawyers do.” Similarly defending unpopular clients is what lawyers must do and be honored for, or we have no longer have an equitable legal system.

The unethical principle Lemley is advocating is worse than opposing taking on an unpopular position: he seeks to justify abandoning a position he feels is valid because his client’s policies no longer please him. I have vowed to promote this section of the Rules of Professional Conduct because it is such a crucial one for maintaining the integrity of the profession and trust in its members:

“A lawyer’s representation of a client, including representation by appointment, does not constitute an endorsement of the client’s political, economic, social or moral views or activities.”

It should be obvious that if it becomes acceptable for lawyers and firms to refuse representations because they fear being regarded as endorsing a clients’ “political, economic, social or moral views or activities,” the legal profession will have nullified that critical standard in practice, and the public will be correct to assume that if a lawyer or firm represents an unpopular cause or individual, those lawyers agree with and endorse them. This is what ideologues like Joe Patrice want, a legal system as polarized as the political system, where one can tell the “good” lawyers from the “bad” lawyers by whom they choose to represent.

Dropping a client one has already accepted, which is what Lemley has done, is worse still. In his letter excoriating his former firm, Clement quoted Griffin Bell, a judge and former U.S. Attorney General, declaring that once a lawyer has accepted a case, it is the lawyer’s duty and ethical obligation to continue the representation. In 2011, when the DOMA controversy erupted, Clement’s position was almost unanimously praised within the profession. Theodore Olson, the late conservative attorney, praised Clement’s “abilities, integrity, and professionalism”.” Olson, who like Clement was a solicitor general during the George W. Bush administration and was a successful Supreme Court advocate, told the media, “I think it’s important for lawyers to be willing to represent unpopular and controversial clients and causes, and that when Paul agreed to do that, he was acting in the best tradition of the legal profession.” Seth Waxman, who served as solicitor general during the Bill Clinton administration, said, “I think it’s important for lawyers on the other side of the political divide from Paul, who’s a very fine lawyer, to reaffirm what Paul wrote. Paul is entirely correct that our adversary system depends on vigorous advocates being willing to take on even very unpopular positions.” In approving Clement’s stand, The Washingtonian observed, “There are countless examples of law firms taking on and standing by controversial clients, even at the risk of their public images.” There are fewer and fewer examples now, however. This is the dystopian legal landscape that Lemley and his firm are promoting, and it is an unethical one.

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(Psst! Washington Post! Your Previous Motto Was Hypocritical, But Your New One Just Admits That You Lie!)

I’m pondering whether to stop subscribing to the Washington Post digital version. I only do it for Ethics Alarms, and even then I am only moved to check the site every ten days or so. Now the once-essential newspaper is falling apart in chunks, and whether it can be saved—or should be— is very much in doubt.

Jeff Bezos is trying to do a Elon Musk imitation, saving the icon by making it less flagrantly biased and such a shameless progressive and Democratic propaganda engine. The problem is that when all of a paper’s subscribers, or most of them, are Trump-Deranged, pro-totalitarian leftists who want their news media to be a tool of a single party and the government if that party has it by the throat, making a sudden commitment to objectivity, fairness and ethical journalism will not be welcome.

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How Unprofessional and Incompetent Is Karine Jean-Pierre? THIS Unprofessional and Incompetent…

I was going to shut down EA for the day since the previous post was both depressing and exhausting, then I stumbled across this to which, as Mrs. Loman says at the end of “Death of a Salesman,” “Attention should be paid.”

A national security expert was prepared to brief reporters on the breaking news of a tentative Israel-Hamas cease-fire yesterday, but Biden Paid Liar Karine Jean-Pierre refused to allow him to take the mic, forcing reporters and the nation to wait an extra hour before hearing the details of the American hostages being released, including their names. National security adviser Jake Sullivan personally asked Jean-Pierre to permit his top spokesman, John Kirby, address reporters moments after Biden announced the deal. She refused because, insiders say, it was her final White House briefing and she regarded it as her “farewell party.”

A source in the White House told the New York Post, “She kinda marketed it as a celebration of her and her tenure and unfortunately that took precedence over huge breaking news — and we haven’t had this kind of news in this administration for a long time.”

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The Country’s In the Very Best of Hands! Reps. Mace and Crockett Disgrace Themselves, Congress, and Nation

During the debate over the House bill to stop males “transitioning” to glorious womanhood from injuring female athletes while cheating their way to taking their scholarships, records, championships and safety, two of the worst female members of Congress—and that’s quite an achievement, given the competition— showed (again) why the public no longer trusts its republic. The two women showed themselves to be ethics dunces, incompetent elected officials, disastrous role models and, to get technical about it, assholes.

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