But I do.
The Maryland Supreme Court just reinstated a Clayton W. Boulware, a Montgomery County attorney who had been suspended for six months after being convicted of covertly filming up the skirts of two women, one of whom was a minor, in a public place. Boulware was suspended in September for six months with a three-year probationary period to follow the suspension.
In his defense, Boulware blamed his upskirt peeping on an “open relationship” with a younger woman, introducing him to a “swinging lifestyle” that included filming themselves having sex. But that relationship is over now, the court notes, so, hey, no problem.
The bar disciplinary board noted in its report to the court that it believed a more lenient approach to punishing Boulware was called for because of those “mitigating circumstances.” Lawyers are, as everyone knows, putty in the hands of swinging young women, and this always results in them shooting up other women’s skirts.
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