Ponder this brief news item from the state’s WBAY. I’ve footnoted it for reference and easy mockery:
“MADISON, Wis. (WBAY) – Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers says he’s “very concerned” about immigration officials targeting farm workers, [1]especially as ICE arrests ramp up across the Midwest.
“Evers says his team is keeping an eye [2] on Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s presence in the state.
“According to the most recent data, a University of Wisconsin-Madison School for Workers survey found 70% of the labor on Wisconsin dairy farms is performed by people living in the country illegally. [3]
“’I can probably say in my sleep [4], our state will be destroyed economically if suddenly we decide anybody undocumented [5] is going home or has to leave [6]Wisconsin,’” Evers said.
“‘When asked if ICE is welcome in Wisconsin, Gov. Evers said he doesn’t see the need for the federal government to come here.'”[7].
“He believes the state can handle immigration enforcement itself.” [8]
Riddle me this: How many internal contradictions can one fit in a single news article?






