It’s always useful to have rock bottom standards against which all other similar incidents can be compared, so we all owe Tamah Jada Clark a debt of gratitude.
Police in Camilla, Georgia, had arrested her after a September 2010 “suspicious vehicle” stop turned up loaded AK-47 rifles and a .45-caliber pistol in her trunk, apparently intended tools for a foiled plot to break her son’s father, Jason Clark, out of prison, where he has been sentenced to stay for the next 30 years. Police had intercepted incriminating phone calls. Along with some other novel defenses, Clark argued that she was unlawfully arrested because she legally owned the weapons and was not in the same city as the jail where Jason Clark was held, although she was stopped in a nearby town.
She submitted a nine page filing to the court titled, “F*ck this court and everything it stands for.”
Catchy! Some highlights…
- “Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice – I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and to learn the history and inner workings American jurisprudence, literally. I was born to do this here. Don’t you know that your FBI and CIA have been trying to recruit me since grade school? Lol. But they’re unscrupulous losers like you, so it won’t be happening.”
- “I am well aware that the court has not spoken to me because it cannot defeat my legal arguments – so it runs and cowers like a panic-stricken hoe that has stolen money from her back-handing pimp Just for the record: you are a hoe. This court is a hoe. And I will backhand you both, should you continue to waste my time.”
- “I couldn’t give two f*cks about you or what you have to say. F*ck you, old man. You’re a joke. Your court’s a joke. You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. Lol.”
Imagine writing “LOL” in a court filing!
Outrageous. On the good side, it was sensitive of Clark to use the polite, acceptable version of “fuck.”
15 thoughts on “Now THIS Is Contempt Of Court…”
“Imagine writing “LOL” in a court filing!”
A+ Mr. Marshall
Although less articulate and more profane than any of the “sovereign citizen” types I have personally dealt with, her ideology as displayed in her filings betrays essentially the same delusional thinking and fictional understanding of history and the law that is common to these folks. The judge and other Gwinnett County officials she sued have probably had a good laugh over it. The “LOL” doesn’t surprise me; I expected the piece would relate to how some young lawyer had made this gaffe.
Par for the course for delusional pro ses. I’ve crossed swords with one, but he didn’t do so well against me when he found I wouldn’t allow him to interrupt me every 45 seconds, I would just talk louder.
She misspelled Ho.
Hoe = garden tool
Ho = prostitute
You’re assuming she wasn’t calling him a garden tool…
Whew. Somebody’s feeling their comedy writing oats. Is there an emoticon for a rim shot?
Me, or her?
I particularly enjoyed:
‘What? You think because you sit up there in that little black robe hiding behind the ignorance of the masses like a little b*tch, that ANYBODY gives a d*mn about you or what you have to say? Well, just in case you haven t noticed-I couldn t give two f*cks about you or what you have to say. F*ck you, old man. You re a joke. Your court s a joke. You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. Loi.’
That was the wrong paragraph. My clipboard has betrayed me. I meant to paste the paragraph that ended with her wish that this judge burn in hell. (lol)
Yet another law degree that will be granted by the Department of Corrections. I have had more than my fair share of such clients.
You be out of order! All you whitey hos is out of order!! Attica… Attica…!!!
This whole thing is just insane. Highly entertaining. I thought the self-censorship was particularly nice, especially since she had no problem calling the judge “impotent” (bold, all caps, underlined…) and telling him to “die.” But spelling out the word “fuck?” No, no, that’s a step too far! Fantastic.
I’m only a Messenger, trying to help awaken the People to the Truth of the rampant fraud and corruption that has befallen the Country. The Founding Fathers never intended for the Nation to be in its current state of utter stupor. There was, believe it or not, once a time when the average American had considerable knowledge of both law and civics–as both of these subject areas were (and still are) integral to being a responsible citizen/American. Sadly, though, 99.9% of the population has put down the Founding Charters and picked up iPhones and other devices that serve as useless distractions. As a result, the Country as a whole is paying for the very low civic i.q. of the People. I mean, why do you think it is that the Federal Government continues to slowly but surely encroach upon American rights and freedoms, such as privacy? As neglect of civic duty and understanding increases, so does governmental infringement upon unalienable rights that are to be secured by the Bill of Rights in state constitutions and secure from encroachment by the Fed. Gov per the Bill of Rights in the Fed. Con (Articles of Amendment I-X). I find it funny that so many people on these internet blogs and other “news outlets” take the time to try to criticise me for my words in (only one of TWO) federal lawsuits, in which I was the PLAINTIFF (not the Defendant), yet just about NO ONE is doing what it is that they’re supposed to be doing. Did the Founding Fathers not instruct ALL Americans to keep a watchful eye upon state and Federal governments in order to safeguard the rights of the People? Is it not ALL of our responsibility to be independently studying up on the ways of our Forefathers? Do you know how much LESS-educated and LESS-intelligent the average American is these days in comparison with their earlier American counterparts? Shamefully less! That’s how much. There can be NO DOUBT in anyone’s mind that “something” is not quite right about the present functioning of “The System”. CLEARLY, what takes place these days is by NO MEANS representative of the concepts of Liberty, Justice, or the other unalienable rights mentioned in the Country’s Founding Charters. But, rather than even consider the possibility that “hey, maybe this woman is who we’ve all been waiting for to come along and help save us from our own self-induced systemic servitude”, you all attempt to attack me? So TYPICAL of small-minded, IGNORANT subjects of mental and economic slavery…Laziness, greed, and cowardice have shamefully become “the American way”. This is no longer the land of the free or the home of the brave. What’s brave about bowing down to an overly-oppressive Fed. Gov. taxing you up the “you know what”, because you’re too afraid to speak up or ask questions? Nothing. That’s called COWARDICE. And how many people, out of the 300+ MILLION Americans in this Country, have actually taken the time to read through, study, and truly understand the laws that govern their everyday life? Less than a fraction of a percent! That’s called LAZINESS. And what’s free about waking up every day, scrounging around like animals to try to make ends meet, then rushing to eat your probably sh*tty and unhealthy food within the allotted 30 min-1 hour time period GIVEN you, before rushing back to work with your head down and tail between your legs like a pathetic dog taking orders from someone you secretly hate, but don’t have the guts to stand up to for fear of losing your means of paying your bills? Face it: Americans live to work, they don’t work to live. That’s called SLAVERY. You’re debt slaves. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. You should be embarrassed and HUMBLE, as opposed to so quick to open your big, STUPID, ignorant, cowardly, slave mouths. Like really…You’re SO dumb that the Fed. Gov. tells you you’re free, gives you EXCESSIVE entertainment outlets to keep you distracted, and uses propaganda to convince you that the rest of the world is jealous of you and your pitiful lifestyles, which in turn, encourages you to PRETEND to be happy; and to PRETEND to not realize that your Fed. Gov. has stepped WAY out of bounds LONG time ago. But not even you all are THAT DUMB. Deep down, you know this sh*t sucks…Lol. I just so happen to be smart enough to have figured it all out from a legal standpoint, I’m bold enough to take a stand–even if that means I’m standing by myself, (which apparently I just about am, lol)– and have, ironically, come to try to help you MORONS. But honestly, most of you are ingrates who have foolishly attempted to mock and/or ridicule me and don’t deserve my help–like the many peoples before you who too have attempted to assassinate their Saving Grace . Now ain’t that a b*tch…smh. And guess who you’re going to be trying to call on when they’ve got your a*ses lining up at concentration camps in a state of declared emergency a.k.a MARSHAL LAW?… LOL.
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Well taken, but it’s “Martial Law”! Why can’t anyone get that right?