The ABA Journal is on a roll today..
“A Miami lawyer was arrested outside Disney World’s Magic Kingdom earlier this month after a security guard noticed a bulge in the attorney’s pants that turned out to be a loaded gun…Police say the lawyer, 36-year-old Andrew Gerson, told the suspicious security guard that the bulge was his genitalia…The guard called a sheriff’s deputy who pulled his gun and ordered Gerson to stop after Gerson began running away, according to police. Gerson stopped running, dropped to his knees, told the deputy he had a gun and was arrested…”
When they are deciding how long to suspend this idiot’s law license, they should give him credit for the film reference.
Ethics Alarms 
Did the lawyer tell the deputy sheriff he was simply glad to see him?
Damn. Bill aced me out of that comment!
how does that same atty act in court and with clients besides exagerating his genitalia, does he scew up real people too ?
You mean they could suspend his license for less than life? Wouldn’t you call this incident signature significance?
I would, but bars are very reluctant to disbar for life. He would have had to have more black marks than this. I’m betting he does.
You can’t make this stuff up; unbelievable.