Stay Classy, Secret Service!

No wonder Trump has nearly been assassinated twice.

Koryeah Dwanyen, in her self-published book “Undercover Heartbreak: A Memoir of Trust and Trauma”revelas that she succumbed to the alluring pick-up line “Let’s have sex in Michelle Obama’s bathroom!” and travelled to Hawaii with a Secret Service agent she calls“Dale.” “No one will know. If anything, I’m the one who could get in trouble,” she quotes Dale in her memoir. “Like a mile-high club!” he allegedly told her.

And she did have sex in the former First Lady’s bathroom. The story has been confirmed by the Secret Service, according to ABC News. (“Dale” is now otherwise employed.) Meanwhile, Dwanyen says she submitted to his bathroom fantasy because she was in love with the agent. She discovered later that he was married.

Imagine that! Someone assigned to protect a former First Lady and who secretly uses her bathroom as a secret love den would lie. What is the world coming to?

After “Dale” came clean about his marital status, bathroom buddy Koryeah became patriotic and reported the agent to his superiors. He also had revealed classified information to her.

I think Trump should appoint Stormy Daniels to run the Secret Service.

2 thoughts on “Stay Classy, Secret Service!

  1. I think we are collectively rendered speechless by this post. It’s a cute cartoon, though.

    Perhaps these two were admirers of those Congressional staffers who decided to tryst in the legislative offices.

    Ick. Ick. Ick.

  2. I think this is just more of the same from the Secret Service. Remember all the scandals of the wild parties in South America, etc. Remember cases of Secret Service members unable to work because they were too hung over, even during important events like the JFK assassination?

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