I would really love to hear one of the woke DEI hypocrites in my life try to defend that flyer, promoting a program in Eugene, Oregon, another state, like Minnesota, where rampant bias has lowered the average IQ by double figures. It reads,  “We invite BIPOC youth to join us where they are at being comfortable in the water. Whether working on increasing water safety skills or pursuing lifeguard certification, this cohort is here to support your goals. Funded by the community safety payroll tax in partnership with the Youth Empowerment Program.”

“To join us where they are at being comfortable ” sounds like Ebonics, or perhaps English as written by the Somalis who run the “Learing Center” in Minnesota.

Or does it suggest that “BIPOC” youths are more comfortable in the water when they don’t have to be around those icky whites?

Such a program is spectacularly illegal, as well as unethical. Programs excluding individuals based on race violate Title VI of the Civil Rights Act (42 U.S.C. § 2000d) and Oregon’s anti-discrimination statutes (ORS 659A.403). Eugene’s “BIPOC Water” initiative, funded by the Community Safety Payroll Tax, directly contradicts 36 CFR § 312.2, which mandates equal access to public water resource projects without racial restrictions. Eugene’s own Title VI Non-Discrimination Plan (2024) explicitly requires compliance with federal nondiscrimination directives. Nonetheless, the BIPOC Lifeguard and Water Safety Cohort segregates access to taxpayer-funded facilities by race. The Oregon Bureau of Labor & Industries’ guidance on racial discrimination (2025) confirms that public accommodations cannot restrict services by skin color or ancestry. Or “BIPOC cohort.”

Yeah, but public swimming pools were infamously off-limits to blacks for decades after slavery, resulting in swimming itself becoming an activity that many blacks avoid even today. So this is just equity, right? Compensatory discrimination? Sauce for the goose? Give peace a chance?

No, this is woke, double-standard idiocy at its worst, which is what “social justice” has come to in the Age of the Great Stupid. “Good discrimination” may be where Oregon’s best and brightest “are at being comfortable,” but it’s still divisive, racist, and illegal, which appears to be how majority progressive states roll these days.

Hey, let’s ask Whoopie Goldberg what she thinks! (I wonder if she can swim…) Whoopie went bonkers on “The View” yesterday and said the NATO needed to step in and remove Trump as President. And she wasn’t kidding. The View is a production of ABC News, and that’s the level of enlightenment it inflicts on the American public.

And now…a song!