My father early in his life rejected organized religion, and my Greek Orthodox mother was only slightly behind him. This sort of thing was one reason (though not the only reason) why….

Dr Todd Hall, known affectionately as “The Praiseologist,” is the founder of Shabach Ministries of Praise, Inc., The Shabach Fellowship, and the The Shabach Church of Apopka, Florida. During an African Derived Religions conference (that’s ADR to the Enlightened), the minister asked the congregation to donate $10,000 within 90 seconds, promising that if they did, God would turn the donors into multi-millionaires.

“Well, duh, GEE, Reverend, who could turn down a deal like that! I’m IN!”

“The Lord said, I want to make a multi, multi-millionaire out of someone, but they have to sow ten thousand dollars! He said and they have to do that within 90 seconds,” a recording memorializes Hall saying.“Write the check! If you do this, God says, ‘I’m going to make you a multi-multi-millionaire!” I wish it was me!”

When not preaching or making parishioners into multi-millionaires as an agent of God, Hall is a businessman and the CEO of Risky Productions and TMH Enterprises.

The Praiseologist made his speech in front of a massive projection of a QR code labeled “Sow Your Seed” (Eww!) along with a performer suspended by wires (like Mary Martin in “Peter Pan,” but not singing “I’m Flying!” to dramatize Jehovah’s message, or something. I really liked it when Mary was doing it…and Sandy Duncan and Kathy Rigby too, but Marry was my favorite…

“The scene has fueled accusations of manipulation and exploitation,” one media report says. Ya think?

These kinds of ministers—don’t kid yourself, there are a lot of them out there—are followers of P.T. Barnum, Charles Ponzi, Bernie Madoff and Victor Lustig (who once “sold” the Eiffel Tower) more than Jesus Christ.

Of course, if The Praiseologist’s $10,000 donor does suddenly become a multi-millionaire, will I ever have egg on my face!