Stop Making Me Defend Sydney Sweeney!

Thank heaven for little girls...

The degree to which progressive and Democrat hysterics have decided that Hollywood sex symbol Sydney Sweeney is evil.,.EVIL! has truly exposed the festering insanity of the Left. Now the comely and curvy actress, who has nothing to fear at this stage of her career, can happily troll these fools while making the whole liberal end of the ideological spectrum reveal how completely its occupants will reverse its stereotypical endorsement of all things sexual if it can be weaponized against the Right.

Sweeney’s unforgivable crime is that she is suspected of being conservative, or something, as a result of her cheeky “good jeans/genes” ad. You know, white supremacy. Only a black bombshell is allowed to make such a commercial or play on words. Sydney refused to apologize, then had the audacity to make a sexually provocative sports commercial that was no more offensive that the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues have been since the Sixties.

Now the Political Correctness Furies have descended on Sydney with their talons out again. What did she do this time? In the latest video for her SYRN lingerie line, she was costumed as a character from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (above).

Quick, now: who is that supposed to be?

Social media condemned the portrayal as“disgusting” because the actress was allegedly sexualizing a “beloved child character.” “Is she actually turning Cindy Lou, the [purest] sweetest child into a sex symbol!?!? Fire that creative director and get a brain Sydney Sweeney,” one person wrote. Another asked, “Why is she posing as child characters in a lingerie ad?”

Let me clarify some things that reveal how strained this outrage is…

12 thoughts on “Stop Making Me Defend Sydney Sweeney!”

  1. Where are the memes which have Sweeney posing in such provocative ways and saying, “No, seriously. I don’t just identify as a man. I am a man’s man. Isn’t it obvious to the naked eye?”

      • Until I saw this clip, I think Harpo’s record player scene in “Monkey Business” was the only time I’d ever heard him.

        He’d be run out of town as a pedophile, and possibly arrested, if he did that scene today. Sheesh.

        • The reprise is worse, which ends the film. Maurice is singing the song as we see how Gigi has “gotten bigger.” That one is in “That’s Entertainment” and struck me as oogie when the movie first came out.

  2. I’d like to know how Ms. Sweeney learned to make her upper eyelids droop down to partially obscure her irises? I guess it’s supposed to make her seem as if she’s alluring and ready for action, but it just strikes me as making her look absolutely bovine.

  3. Taken out of the context of Sydney’s prior body of work, I see nothing sexual in the photo above. She’s just a girl. Who says that actors cannot play diverse roles?

  4. The “sexy female elf”, sometimes in the company of a “naughty Santa” seems to have been around for a while without too many people worrying about kids being traumatized by it.

  5. MLB is currently running Sydney Sweeney ads for a sports prediction market (Novig). Better, actually, than a lot of the commercials I see or hear when listening to baseball.

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