Comment Of The Day: The Philosophy Prof’s “Animal House” Ethics Quiz, Part 2

There sure have been a lot of excellent, Comment of the Day-quality responses to EA posts lately: color me awe-struck and grateful. Parts 1 and 2 about the philosophy prof’s sting designed to catch cheaters on his ethics exam produced several, but this one, by teacher Michael R was detailed and epic in scope, examining the academic cheating problem and providing a primer on the phenomenon. Here it is:

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You do need to realize that professors have a very high bar to accuse, let alone punish, a student for cheating. I catch and turn in students for cheating every semester, but only the most blatant examples. There is a lot of cheating I know I wouldn’t be allowed to punish.

Remember, the administration doesn’t want the faculty to find cheating. Cheating makes the school look bad in the press, it deters students (who like cheating) from coming to the school, and significant punishments for cheating can entice students to leave your school for more ‘cheater friendly’ schools. In addition, cheating is so rampant, and has been for so long, that many of the faculty cheated THEIR way through school (sometimes it shows). Some fields have become so numb to what I consider cheating that they encourage it.

So, what do you need to prove cheating to your upper administrators?

(1) It has to be the same wrong answers. Writing the same, correct answer, even if using the exact same words and figures, is not sufficient. You can’t convince any administrator that it is unlikely that 2 people who sat next to each other would come up with the exact same words and figures (in the same place on the page) to explain what determines the efficiency of an engine.

(2) All the wrong answers on the document have to be the same on both papers. If one person has a different wrong answer, even though the previous 8 wrong answers were identical (even the same wording), you are going to have a hard time. The students will claim “Well, we studied together, so we were thinking the same way”.

(3) You have to prove that they knew they weren’t allowed to cheat on the exam or assignment. Many students will say “I didn’t know we couldn’t work together on the exam”. Your exam better say in bold print, “This is an individual assignment. You may use X sources, but Y sources are forbidden.” and talk about it in class, and have it in the syllabus, and have them do a quiz where they state that they understand it. I have had cheating cases rejected despite all of the above because an administrator said “I don’t think they understood they couldn’t copy off each other during the exam”.

(4) A paper needs to be significantly the same. This is the digital age. Many of the students are smart enough to take their friend’s report and just reword some sentences. You aren’t allowed to stop this. Gone are the days when I had students turn in someone else’s report with the name covered in white-out and the new name written over it in pen. My students have told me their friends are using ChatGPT to write their papers, then rewording each sentence so that the grammar and punctuation is their own (atrocious). That is the main way to determine a ChatGPT paper from a student written one, the punctuation and grammar are correct.

The last couple of years, I have had trouble with people cheating by looking up answers on the internet for take-home assignments.. How do I know they copied them off the internet? Because they are wrong! The internet likes to post answers that are just wrong or at least oversimplified for science topics. Light is usually described as Maxwell described in in the mid-1800’s, not using Einstein’s description from 1905. Let this be a warning to all who wish to use AI to solve problems, the AI’s source material is wrong or way out of date for most science or engineering topics. It is difficult to get an administrator to back you up, however, if ‘the internet’ agrees with the student.

A friend of mine recounted a specific example. He was listening to his child’s science class online, when he heard the teacher say that there was no difference between microwaves and radiowaves, they are the exact same thing. My colleague objected that this is very wrong. His wife confronted him, and said the teacher was right because the book and ‘the intenet’ said they were the same. She said if the teacher, the book, and ‘the intenet’ agreed, he must be wrong. He has a degree in physics, but that doesn’t matter because the ‘EXPERTS’ and ‘AUTHORITIES’ disagreed. His statement was dismissed as ‘misinformation’.

Many years ago, I had a student whose reports just copied entire paragraphs from textbooks without quotes or citations. When I discovered it, I collected several to make sure the honor court would take it seriously. When I pressed the cheating case, his father intervened. His father was on the NSF ethics board and he threatened to personally investigate every NSF grant at the university for ethics violations if we didn’t drop the case against his son. The university, of course, caved. (sarcasm alert) Gee, I’m shocked by all the unethical behavior by the CDC, the FDA, OSHA, etc during COVID. People asked me why I didn’t trust the ‘scientists’ at those agencies. You now know 1 reason out of many.

Now you see the barriers to is punishing cheating. It is difficult to make the administrators see cheating when their job requires them NOT to see cheating. It also makes you no friends. So, why would you worry about cheating?

(1) We have a competence problem in this country.
https://time.com/5753435/amazon-atlas-air-cargo-crash/
Additional information indicated that coworkers rated him the worst pilot they had ever seen and, tellingly, stated that he didn’t seem to understand that he was a bad pilot. Note that American grounded 150 flights because of lack of pilots today. Those same bad pilots will be crashing your passenger flight soon.

(2) You don’t need to catch all the cheaters. Punishing the most blatant cheaters gets most of the students to start doing their own work. For most students, this is the first time they have ever heard of someone being punished for cheating.

(3) Almost all the students cheat when they first enter college. Almost all of them cheat. You have to hold at least the worst offenders responsible for the rest to understand that this is wrong. They have had 13 years of school where the teachers said cheating was bad, but the cheaters were never punished and made good grades. You have to address cheating or they will never learn anything. This is OK in fields where no knowledge is required, but in many fields, you do have to know something or bad things will happen, just look at Palestine, OH.

So, what can you do about it?

(1) Make sure you take away everything but their writing utensils and a non-programmable, non-graphing calculator.

(2) Spread them out.

(3) Give multiple test forms. Don’t make it obvious that there are multiple test forms. Moving the decimal place in the problem between the forms is a good way to do this. You can’t be accused of making one test form harder than the other if the difference in problem #5 is 5.22 on one form and 52.2 on the other. Give the multiple forms different ways each time. Don’t use the same pattern of handing them out or the students will ‘stage’ themselves in class to cheat off people with the same test form.

(4) Put a similar test on the web for practice. This is mainly to help them study, but it also helps find the cheaters/lazy people. Many students will just write down the answers from the practice test on the in-class test despite the fact that the questions are different. Public school trained them to do this by routinely giving them the test and answers beforehand to ‘study’.

A good lesson, don’t cheat in a physics class at UVA.

That linked article was not the case I was looking for. About this time, a UVA physics professor was attending his mandatory ‘beginning of the school meetings’ when the honor court people made a presentation about how they want ALL incidents of cheating reported. A physics professor said “No, you don’t.” The honor court people insisted that they did. The professor asked if they would back him 100% if he reported obvious cases of cheating and they stated that they would in front of the entire faculty (note: Don’t challenge a physics professor this way).

At many large schools, the students insist on knowing what the answers to the exam are immediately after the exam. As a result, many faculty post the answers to the exam somewhere WHILE THE EXAM IS TAKING PLACE. This professor knew that students were having their friends text them the answers during the exam. So, this professor posted a fake answer key AFTER THE EXAM BEGAN. It was multiple choice, so the cheating students received a 0%. Running all the 0% scantrons against the fake key confirmed they used the fake key (the chance of ‘accidentally doing this on a 25 question test is 1 in 1,100,000,000,000,000). Just over half of his class cheated. The only penalty for cheating at UVA is permanent expulsion. The honor court people cried foul, of course, They couldn’t just throw out over 100 people for cheating in one class! Remember their promise to back the professor? Yeah, they lied.

So, now you understand the difficulties a professor has maintaining academic integrity in the classroom. In many fields, this seems to be completely gone. I didn’t even touch on the multiculturalism, DIE, racism charges that traditional academic standards are ‘whiteness’. It is really difficult to get any of the younger faculty to take cheating seriously.

My take: Fake keys should be widely promoted and distributed to get people to start doing their own work and stop trying to find the easy way out. The students should be encouraged to use the study aids their faculty provide and not try to find such cheating aids on the internet. As for the entrapment and honey pot, arguments, they are garbage. If you weren’t looking for ways to cheat, you never would have found the fake key. If you were just ‘using it to study’, you would have noticed that the answers made no sense. This case had a built-in failsafe for an ‘honest’ student who was given this by a friend to ‘study’.

If I was in charge of state-mandated end-of-year testing, I would have my staff offer to sell copies of the tests to schools and then send them different tests than they were actually going to get. I found out that the state tests are being leaked to some schools, who then copy them and provide them to the students to study (because my child brought them home). The fact that such schools still only have 25% of the students pass the tests is disturbing at many levels.

The Philosophy Prof’s “Animal House” Ethics Quiz, Part 2

After posting about the ethics professor who trapped the cheaters in his class by planting the wrong answers in a version of his test uploaded to a exam-cheating site, I realized that I never discussed the ethics of the Omega Theta Pi fraternity in “Animal House” who tricked our heroes (Bluto, Otter, et al.) with a similar scheme. In Part I, I described Kevin Bacon’s frat brothers as “evil,” as indeed they were, and their motive for planting a fake psych exam answer sheet where they knew Bluto and D-Day would find it was hate and vengeance. Does that make their scheme unethical, even though the professor’s similar stratagem was ethical?

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The Philosophy Prof’s “Animal House” Ethics Quiz, Part I

I would have made this story an ethics quiz if I wasn’t so certain of the answer.

Garret Merriam, associate professor of philosophy at Sacramento State University, was curious about how many of his students would cheat on his Introduction to Ethics course take-home final exam. First he checked Google to see if some of the questions on his upcoming exam were already online, and found a copy of one of his previous final exams on the website Quizlet, which allows users to upload exam questions and answers to its site to help students cheat. (Mental note: Make Quizlet an Unethical Website Of the Month).

After emailing a request to Quizlet to take down his exam (they did), he had an inspiration. He created and uploaded to the sitet a copy of his planned final, consisting entirely of multiple choice questions, with not just wrong answers but obviously wrong answers. “My thinking was that anyone who gave a sufficient number of those same answers would be exposing themselves, not only as someone who cheated by looking up the final online, but who didn’t even pay enough attention in class to notice how wrong the answers were,” he wrote later.

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Ethics Dunce: College Baseball Coach Rodney Velardi

I don’t know about you, but nothing quite clears my ethics palate after a day of pondering the FBI’s corruption and people posing for happy selfies at Auschwitz like a nice baseball cheating scandal.

Rowan College Gloucester County was playing Atlantic Cape Community College (New Jersey) in a baseball game when the Rowan first baseman noticed little voices coming out of an Atlantic Cape baserunner’s helmet. He notified the umpire, who checked the helmet: sure enough, there was an electronic listening device inside. After a search, a device was found on a second player too. The assumption is that someone was stealing catcher’s signs from the stands, and using an electronic device to alert Atlantic Cape batters what pitches were coming.

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Wait, WHAT? The White House Is Caught Rigging Biden’s Press Conference To Make Him Appear More Competent Than He Is, And The Washington Post’s Analysis is “Everybody Does It” And “Republicans Pounce”?

Nah, there’s no mainstream media bias!

How do these people look at themselves in the mirror without retching?

Paul Farhi was the veteran Democratic operative (aka a MSM reporter) the Post assigned to spin this scandal. “President Biden was photographed holding a notecard Wednesday, revealing the stage managing behind many political media events,” he began. Oh, the euphemism is “stagemanaging,” is it? What the “notecard” was is called a cheat sheet, and what it signifies is cheating, and lying to the public.

The card in Biden’s hand—he’s so diminished mentally that he can’t even cheat competently–read “Question # 1,” and directed the President to call on Los Angeles Times reporter, Courtney Subramanian. The card included Subramanian’s name, a pronunciation guide, her affiliation and a headshot. The card also included Subramanian’s question: under the heading “Foreign Policy/Semiconductor Manufacturing,” the card read, “How are YOU squaring YOUR domestic priorities — like reshoring semiconductors manufacturing — with alliance-based foreign policy?”

Biden called on her for the first question, she asked what she was supposed to, and Biden offered an uncharacteristically detailed and coherent response. Farhi’s spin: “White House press office employees have routinely polled reporters about their priorities and interests in advance of news meetings to anticipate what their boss might be asked while on the podium. The practice is also common in news conferences with Cabinet secretaries, such as the secretary of defense and secretary of state.” Fine, that’s their job. And it is an ethical reporter’s job to say, “Sorry, you’re just going to have to find out when I’m called on.” Sure Presidential aides want to brief POTUS on what the likely topics are. Rigging the questions in advance, however, is something completely different. It’s called cheating. This is particularly true in this case, when much of the pubic is concerned about the President’s cognitive abilities. Presenting him as able to whip off a detailed answer to a reporter’s question when in fact he was tipped off and the reporter was in cahoots with the White House is pure deception.

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Easiest Ethics Verdict Of The Month: Using A Car To Win A Marathon Is Cheating

Joasia Zakrzewski finished third in the 2023 GB Ultras Manchester to Liverpool 50-mile race on April 7. It was subsequently discovered that she traveled by automobile for about two-and-a half miles of the course, since she was tracked on GPX mapping data as bridging one mile of the race in a minute and 40 seconds. That’s fast, man!

The 47-year-old Scottish runner, who has won several championships and set records, surrendered her medal and fully cooperated with officials. She would have looked better in the ethics files, however, if she had just confessed to cheating and left it at that.

She can explain, you see. Zakrzewski had arrived the night before the race after flying for 48 hours from Australia, where she now lives. She said she became lost on the course near the half-way mark and one of her legs began hurting. She saw a friend on the side of the course and accepted a ride in his car to the next checkpoint where she planned to tell officials she was quitting the race. But when Zakrzewski arrived, the officials told her that she would “hate herself if she stopped.”

Oh! Then I guess its OK for me to continue, she apparently thought, even though I’ve been riding in a car.

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Similar To The Transwomen Sports Scam, But Not Really: Cheating, But It Shouldn’t Be

That photo above makes me laugh. It shows 25-year-old Stanley Omondi dressed in a burka as he attempted to win the $3,000 grand prize in a Kenyan women’s chess tournament by posing as female. He looks like Cousin It from “The Addams Family.” See?

Stanley’s black burka left only his feet visible, and he registered under the fake name of “Millicent Awour.” Nobody suspected anything, and the organizers didn’t want to challenge a player for wearing Muslim garb. But his victories against notable female players eventually raised suspicions. “It would be unlikely to have a new person who has never played a tournament to be this strong,” an official told reporters. It also seemed odd that “Millicent” never spoke, either to members of the tournament staff or other players. Eventually, after beating a very strong opponent in the fourth round, Stanley was confronted by officials. He quickly admitted his deception, saying that he was just trying to solve his financial woes.

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Ethics Mash-Up! Cross Today’s Post On Unethical Laws With The Post On Tolerated Cheating And You Get…

…the Minnesota District Court ruling that biological males must be allowed to compete in women’s powerlifting competitions if they “identify” as female. (The posts referenced above are here and here).

The decision, which declared USA Powerlifting’s 2019 policy barring biological men from competing against women illegal in the state a violation of the Minnesota Human Rights Act. That it is, because the Minnesota Human Rights Act is unethical in its treatment of the transgender issue, not to mention bats. The ruling requires USA Powerlifting to amend its policy to allow transgender people to compete along with other members of their self-identities sex. As a result, female power-lifters who didn’t have the advantage of going through puberty as males are going to be squashed in competition with newly minted ex-men. If ever there was a sport where allowing transexual competitors was unconscionable, this is it.

But Minnesota is right up there (down there?) with California, Washington, Oregon, New York and Vermont when it comes to placing woke ideology over reality.

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A Non-Election Day Ethics Special! An Ethics Test For Baseball Hall Of Fame Voters

The major League Baseball Hall of Fame at Cooperstown released its eight-player Contemporary Baseball Era ballot yesterday, as part of its revamped enshrinement process. A 16-person committee including of Hall of Fame players, baseball executives and veteran sportswriters will vote on the candidates at baseball’s winter meetings in December. A player must receive 12 votes to be elected.

All of the eight players failed to get enough votes through the regular voting process. The players on the list, limited to distinguished players who made their greatest contributions from 1980 to the present era, include…

  • Barry Bonds
  • Roger Clemens
  • Curt Schilling
  • Albert Belle
  • Don Mattingly
  • Fred McGriff
  • Dale Murphy, and
  • Rafael Palmeiro.

A clearer ethics test for the voters would be hard to imagine. The threshold question is whether last year’s admission to the Hall of Red Six icon David Ortiz, who once tested positive for an unidentified performance enhancing drug according to test results that were illegally leaked, will be regarded as sufficient precedent to admit Bonds, Clemens, and or Palmeiro. That Bonds was a long-time steroid cheat who did great damage to the game is undeniable. The evidence against Clemens is weaker, but still damning. Palmeiro had the distinction of going before Congress and proclaiming that steroids were the bane of the game and he would never sully himself by using them, and quickly thereafter testing positive himself. None of those three should be admitted to the Hall, and the presence of current Hall of Fame members, I hope, may ensure that they are not. Continue reading

Thoughts On Spain’s Artistic Law School Cheat

Yolanda de Lucchi, a law professor at Spain’s University of Malaga, recently shared photos on her Twitter account showing the most impressive exam cheating attempt she had ever encountered. One of her students tried to cheat on a law final by etching the criminal procedure law on eleven BIC pens. You can see what the pens looked like up close above. Here they all are:

If the student had put half the time into studying the material that he devoted to his baroque cheating technique, he wouldn’t have needed to cheat anyway. I was immediately put in mind of several Ripley’s “Believe it or Not!” oddities involving meticulous engravings of text on grains of rice, like this one, featuring the Lord’s Prayer:

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