I was going to skip this one as too stupid even for my intrigue, but the combination of baseball, selfies, privacy, the generation gap, The Golden Rule, cultural rot…and those pictures above… is too much to resist.
In a now viral video clip, about a dozen comely members of the Alpha Chi Omega sorority attending the Arizona Diamondbacks-Colorado Rockies game this week were put on camera to serve as fodder for TV broadcasters Steve Berthiaume’s and Bob Brenly’s ridicule. The reason they were on camera is that it was an unusually attractive bevy of maidens, and that they were engaged in something that could best be called a selfie orgy. It went on and on as the announcers snickered, saying things like…
“Do you have to make faces when you take selfies?”
“Wait, one more now. Better angle. Oh, check it. Did that come out OK?”
“Here’s my first bite of the churro. Here’s my second bite of the churro.”
“That’s the best one of the 365 pictures I’ve taken of myself today!”
“Welcome to parenting in 2015!”
“Every girl in the picture is locked into her phone. Every single one is dialed in. They’re all just completely transfixed by the technology.
“‘Help us, please! Somebody help us!'”
As the internet weighed in, the girls found themselves being defended by most commentators, at least by most commentators under 40.
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