Unethical Quote Of The Month (and most idiotic, too!): Two Unnamed American Tourists

“We did not imagine it was something so serious!”

–One of two young California women, ages 21 and 25 , after being arrested by Roman authorities for carving their initials “J” and “N” about four inches high into a wall of the Colosseum.

Get this guy a ticket to Rome. I've got a little job for him....

Get this guy a ticket to Rome. I’ve got a little job for him….

Naturally, as is the current practice among morons everywhere, they posed for a selfie with their “artwork.”

Well, you have to sympathize with them: why would anyone get upset over a couple of letters  carved into a 2,085-year-old irreplaceable iconic architectural structure?

I find myself unable to discern the upbringing, education and cultural conditioning that would produce two adults from our nation capable of such a pointless, stupid, destructive act against history, art and civilization.

I am similarly incapable of arriving at an appropriate punishment that recognizes the enormity of their crime and their proven worthlessness to society that does not resemble the screenplay of “Saw.”

Would it be too cruel to pass a law that allows the U.S. to just revoke the citizenship of people like this?

45 thoughts on “Unethical Quote Of The Month (and most idiotic, too!): Two Unnamed American Tourists

  1. “Would it be too cruel to pass a law that allows the U.S. to just revoke the citizenship of people like this?”

    Every country has some trash that no other country would want. You can keep them.

  2. And let’s hear it for IS and their bulldozing millennia older Mesopotamian treasures while our President community organizes and does the diversity two-step.

      • Whoa. So you’re defending IS with the “they could be worse” ethical excuse? What number is that? I’d say, “Unlike the community of civilized nations, at least the Romans are arresting the vandals they’re dealing with right in their back yard.”

        • No, I’m saying wanton destruction for the fun of it is ethically worse that destruction on principle. ISIS has a justification—its radical interpretation of the Koran—so from its (warped) perspective, the action can be justified. The defacers of the Colliseum have no justification even from their own perspective..it’s ethically worse.

          That’s not #22. #22 would be to argue in defense of the morons, “At least they didn’t destroy ancient Assyrian artifacts and statues!”

  3. If you want to see a critical mass of these obnoxious, self-absorbed little bastards that think they give the world a reason to spin, just spend a day at your local university. Milquetoast absentee parenting and those Goddamned cell phones.

  4. Self-absorbed, arrogant little snotrags, actually worse than that woman who decided to take a selfie shouting and giving the one-finger salute at Arlington because they did actual damage.

  5. At what point in history do we not care anymore and consider this vandalism part of the historic record?

    Because there is centuries worth of vandalism underneath plexiglass at the coliseum with placards explaining how this is a rich insight into the lives of the people at the time…

    3 generations?
    30?

    Or is the old vandalism valuable because we literally have no information of the “commoners” whereas in this days’ near infinite amount of information, we’ll never have to worry about documenting the lives of the “commoners” and therefore this vandalism will never be accepted?

  6. “We did not imagine it was something so serious!”

    To be fair, there is a very large display of 1000 year old graffiti on that very same building.

    Is it significant, however, that those who would deface a civic monument so long ago also likely enjoyed watching lions eat prisoners?

  7. This is why so many places are now cordoned off from visitors. I was fortunate enough to be able to walk through Stonehenge just before it was closed to the public. Vandals. A beautiful limestone cavern in central Texas was attacked by young punks with hammers and spray paint. Ruined. Priceless paintings by Cliff Dwellers in the Southwest painted over with graffiti. Destroyed. When you have a spoiled “Me” culture, these things happen.

            • If it’s the one on I-10, close to Boerne, going out towards Kerrville, I can’t remember the name, either. But, they’ve got a campground and a waterfall in the cave, and it is primo pretty. Hope that wasn’t the one.

                • Yeah, once the water-formed formations are dead, it is EXTREMELY problematic whether they can be revived. Generally more effort and money than it’s worth. Add to that, the destroyed petroglyphs…need I say more?

  8. I say that they should both be armed with spears and forced to engage in glorious cleansing battle in the Colosseum. Whoever emerges will be pardoned of all crimes. You know, “When in Rome….”

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