You don’t see this every day: an inherently dishonest business based on exploiting consumer gullibility and ignorance making its deception clear in publicly released materials.
The Psychic Friends Network, which is allowed to advertise its fake psychic and fortune-telling services by appending a small sentence declaring that it is “for entertainment only,” has been to bankruptcy and back since those halcyon days when it was being pitched on TV by pop star Dionne Warwick. Now it is looking for investors, and forecasting $64 million of net income for fiscal 2015. Hey–a forecast from a self-acclaimed network of psychics is money in the bank, right?
Uh, no. Says the PFN, being careful, candid, and admitting their business is 100% hooey:
Let’s get this straight: The Psychic Friends Network, which induces consumers to pay its “network” employees to tell them what is going to happen in the future, states in its public materials that it has no way of telling what is going to happen in the future. Does this make it an honest scam? Can there be such a thing as an honest scam? Is it ethical to invest in an enterprise that openly admits that its premise is a lie? I don’t think so. Will many people invest in such a business?
I don’t know.
The funny thing is, neither does the Psychic Friends Network.
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Sources: Bloomberg


I’m waiting for their annual stockholders’ meeting to have to be re-scheduled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Ha ha, reminds of that gag where you punch the psychic in the face and say “how come you didn’t see that coming?”
I knew it—I was so tempted to use one of those jokes, and decided, “Naw! The readers will take care of that for me.” Thanks—I think the punch in the face is my favorite variation.
Jack, Jack, Jack – the financial market is a volatile thing. These guys specialize in telling you where your Dear Departed Auntie Millicent stashed that cookie recipe. If they could see the future of the financial markets, they’d be on Wall Street, not your phone. EVERYBODY knows that! ;->
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XYZ Inc, 39b Baker St, Erewhon, NA
Cleo, Cleo. Where art thou?