The author of the above embarrassment via Twitter, is Kylie Jenner. I feel sorry for Kylie Jenner. She’ll probably be rich, and she’s already famous, but the chances of her life being anything other than an interminable smut-storm of scandals, bad relationships, marriage-less pregnancies, rehabs, reality show spin-offs and episodes that would embarrass anyone not named Kardashian are close to nil. She is part of the latest generation of the culture-rotting clan of lucrative media freaks created by the Machiavellian Kris Jenner, widow of late O.J. Simpson lawyer Bob Kardashian. Kylie was doomed from conception, birthed by a mother lacking scruples, morals or shame, growing up on reality TV shows, with three slutty sisters as her role models and controlled by a mom who would have been a bordello madam, pimping out her daughters, in the era before cable.
Troubled narcissist transsexual Bruce Jenner is her father; professional rapping narcissist Kanye West is her brother-in-law. There has never been a whiff from any member of the extended family that any of them sees or is capable of seeing any value in literature, history, civics, science, knowledge, thought, thinking…anything involving the brain at all—in fact, anything that doesn’t involve self-promotion, exhibitionism, money, conspicuous consumption, atrocious taste, and sex.
OK, so Kylie’s an idiot. That’s too bad, but the girl has 9 million twitter followers, and it’s not too much to ask that she doesn’t use her undeserved prominence and outsized megaphone to make millions of idiot clones. Tweet about fashion, tweet about your sisters, tweet about their boobs, or your boobs, or partying, or what it’s like to have a father transitioning to womanhood on reality TV, but don’t spread misinformation, bad science and conspiracy theories that a simple visit to Snopes.com would debunk in about five minutes even considering that you move your lips while you read, as I’m sure you do, you silly, silly twit.
Here, I’ll do your work for you. From he Vane:
The thin, wispy clouds left behind by high-flying aircraft are known as contrails, short for condensation trails. These clouds are left behind as a result of the warm, moist exhaust of the plane’s engines meeting the extremely cold temperatures of the upper atmosphere. It’s a similar principle behind why you can see your breath on cold mornings.Contrails appear and disappear based on the moisture content of the air through which the plane is passing. If the upper atmospheric air is moist, the plane will leave a contrail that could last hours and spread out into a deck of cirrus. If the air is extremely dry, it might not leave a contrail at all.
Google. Surely you can Google, Kylie? Talk to someone—Good God, not someone in your family!!!—with an actual education. Read a damn book, go to a libr…never mind, I’m sure you’ve never been in one. What was I thinking? The point is that you know absolutely nothing about anything, and your speculations on virtually any topic requiring a comprehension of actual facts are only going to pollute minds, public literacy and the culture.
It is not the “white stuff” that is dangerous. It is the stupidity, intellectual slovenliness, civic incompetence and abuse of fame that you, your family members and a hoard of other IQ deficient celebrities inflict on trusting fans whose brains aren’t yet completely softened beyond repair. Go ahead, be a moron, screw like crazy, show your tits, embarrass us about the fact that you’re not embarrassed, waste your life on trivia, but don’t make other, unsuspecting, trusting people as dumb as you are, because they aren’t rich like you are, and for normal people, being dumber than a sea slug is a serious life handicap.
Pointer: The Daily Beast