Comment Of The Day: “Morning Ethics Warm-Up, 1/27/2018: ‘If You Want It, Here’s How To Get It’ Edition”

Extradimensional Cephalopod was moved to write his wry Comment of the Day based on this partial post by Harold I. Ziegler ,which I quoted to illustrate the kind of reasoning that drives libertarians crazy…

Recently, videos have circulated on social media showing teens deliberately eating Tide Pods laundry detergent packs. All of this is part of what some call the “Tide Pod Challenge.” These pods contain highly concentrated laundry detergent under pressure and explode when bitten into, releasing their toxic contents and causing rapid ingestion and inhalation of dangerous chemicals. In my capacity as a toxic chemical researcher and consultant, I have investigated and seen several instances of the horrendous consequences that result from laundry pack ingestion: permanent burning of the mouth, throat, digestive tract, and lung tissue, and in some cases even death.Procter & Gamble (P&G), the manufacturer of Tide Pods, as well as other companies selling laundry detergent packs, have acted in the past to stem the misuse of their products. But these safety measures have failed.

It’s clear that laundry pods as they currently exist are too dangerous to be sold to the public. If P&G and other manufacturers can’t figure out a way to reduce the more than 10,000 injuries they cause each year, laundry packs need to be taken off the market.

I used to work for the trial lawyers association; I think product liability law is important, and that manufacturers need to consider consumer safety.  The argument  that anyone but parents are responsible when their toddlers eat Tide Pods, and worse, that anyone but the teens themselves are responsible for what happens when they put the detergent in their mouths knowing that it is detergent, however, is societally corrosive, as toxic as the pods themselves. Parents have the responsibility to keep poisons away from children. Teens have the responsibility to not take stupid dares they see on social media. If you can make Tide shelve its pods because teens are eating them, then you can ban knives with points because there’s a social media fad promoting knife-juggling. EC humorously expresses my feelings about the “if one stupid teen is saved” mindset.

Here is Extradimensional Cephalopod’s Comment of the Day on the Item #1 in the post, Morning Ethics Warm-Up, 1/27/2018: “If You Want It, Here’s How To Get It” Edition:

At first I was relating the argument for discontinuing detergent pods to the character of Wonko the Sane from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. After seeing instructions printed on a toothpick container, he concluded that the world had gone mad, and put it in an asylum with himself as the warden (he turned his house inside out). After all, if you can discontinue laundry detergent because people old enough to know better are using it for a dangerous unintended purpose and parents can’t keep their cleaning agents in a safe place, then you can use that argument against literally any physical product, because someone can deliberately hurt themselves with it. Making it taste bad just adds to the challenge of self-harm.

However, after reading the article, I got an idea from the part where the author says that the companies have been dragging their feet as far as making their products less tasty-looking is concerned.

What if this is part of the sinister plot by Republicans to prevent major Democratic voter bases from voting? You’ve got voter IDs, which prevent black people from voting, you’ve got immigration law enforcement, which prevents illegal immigrants from becoming citizens and voting, you’ve got anti-abortion advocacy, with the goal that women have to stay home and raise children instead of voting, and now here comes Big Laundry killing off the young people who are addicted to social media and are boldness-responsive (meaning in this case that they think rules, instructions, and warnings are for chumps). You heard it here first.

I, for my part, shall organize a boycott in solidarity. The laundry I did today will be the last I ever do until they start making edible laundry detergent.

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4 responses to “Comment Of The Day: “Morning Ethics Warm-Up, 1/27/2018: ‘If You Want It, Here’s How To Get It’ Edition”

  1. Other Bill

    I’ve always assumed illegal immigrants are entitled, even encouraged, to vote.

  2. Taking our laundry detergent and making it into food? Next you’ll tell me that they’ll take our food and make it into diesel…

    • Other Bill

      Has anyone ever calculated how much fuel and fertilizer it takes to grow crops to make ethanol and “bio” diesel? Is it a net gain BTU and pollution wise?

  3. I was going for a ruined keyboard, but I’ll take a CotD. Thanks!

    I’m not a gambler, but what are the odds on when the “literally jumping off a bridge challenge” starts going viral? “But Mom, everybody else really is doing it!”

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