I wrote last night that I would not dare watch the Academy Awards broadcast because I was afraid that the political grandstanding might cause me to snap and run through the streets wielding a machete. Alexandria, VA. can thank me now.
- Almost immediately, the expected “Best Supporting Actor” win by Brad Pitt for “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” resulted in the first politiacl commentary of the night. Pitt began, “They told me that I only had 45 seconds up here, which is 45 seconds more than the Senate gave John Bolton this week. I’m thinking maybe Quentin does a movie about it, and in the end the adults do the right thing.”
Yeah, that would be the adult voters taking the gavel away from Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff losing his seat to the wonderful pit bull Brad’s character owned in “OUATIH.”
- Do you think Brad, or many of the assembled Hollywood VIP’s, noticed that Julia Reichert, accepting the Oscar for the Netflix documentary “American Factory,” said “Working people have it harder and harder these days – and we believe that things will get better when workers of the world unite.”
That’s a Karl Marx quote and a deliberate callout to “The Communist Manefesto.” You have to be historically illiterate to believe that “Working people have it harder and harder these days,” and it’s fascinating that the Obamas are funding platforms for Communist propaganda.
- Joaquin Phoenix accepting his Best Actor award for “Joker”:
“I think at times we feel or are made to feel that we champion different causes. But for me, I see commonality. I think, whether we’re talking about gender inequality or racism or queer rights or indigenous rights or animal rights, we’re talking about the fight against injustice. We’re talking about the fight against the belief that one nation, one people, one race, one gender, one species, has the right to dominate, use and control another with impunity.I think we’ve become very disconnected from the natural world. Many of us are guilty of an egocentric world view, and we believe that we’re the center of the universe. We go into the natural world and we plunder it for its resources. We feel entitled to artificially inseminate a cow and steal her baby, even though her cries of anguish are unmistakable. Then we take her milk that’s intended for her calf and we put it in our coffee and our cereal….”
Incredibly, this infantile hippy virtue-signaling blather is being hailed around the web as profound. I sympathize somewhat: the poor guy was raised in a commune and spent the first part of his life under the first name “Leaf.” He’s a great actor, but that does not entitle him to hijack a national television broadcast to lecture viewers based on his rudimentary political views.
These kind of speeches are no different from NFL players kneeling during the national Anthem, just more pompous and longer.
- Every year, the Oscars “In Memoriam” segment needlessly snubs major performers who deserved their final bows at least as much as the movie artists included. This time, the segment was especially bad. The sequence was rushed, with each image given a couple of second less time than in past tears. Many deserving stars did not even get their own slide, and had a smaller photo stuck in the corner, sharing the space with someone else for no apparent reason. (One example that annoyed me: Terry Jones.)
With all the wasted time in that unfailingly dragged out spectacle, there is no excuse for not devoting a few more minutes to honor the industry’s departed properly. I checked: in past montages, actors and others remained on screen long enough for the audience to applaud, and they often did. This year, there was only a scattering of applause, because the images came and went so quickly. Here, for example, in the 2002 memorial:
The recently killed NBA legend Kobe Bryant was given the top spot in the sequence. This is pandering. His place on the list rests on his role as producer—that means he paid for it—of an Oscar-winning animated short subject in 2017. That was his sole movie credit. I’ve been challenging defenders of Bryant’s inclusion to point to anyone who has made the “In Memoriam” list with such a thin list of credits.
Meanwhile, important performers were robbed of their curtain call.
I’ll cover those in Part II.