After a post and a Comment of the Day on San Diego Padres third baseman Manny Machado’s announcement that he would be opting out of his 10 year, 300 million dollar contract after next season to seek more money that he won’t even notice, it has been reported that Machado has agreed to a contract upgrade that will now pay him $35 million a year for eleven years.
Whew! Now he’ll finally be able to afford those custom-built, nuclear powered, gold-plated android models of the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame’s 342 members that he covets, and still have enough pin money to buy the Bolshoi Ballet.
So Manny’s announcement that he would opt out—he wasn’t ambiguous about it, he said that was a fact—was just a bargaining ploy. A lie. I said I detested this guy. I should have known.
When someone has tried such tactics on me, they learned that my response always is, “Fine, it’s settled then. Bye!” Eventually the word gets around, and nobody tries it any more. That’s what the Padres should have done. People keep using unethical tactics because their victims let them, and so they work.
Congratulations, Manny! You have your extra 5 million a year. May you choke on it.
8 thoughts on “The Rest Of The Story: Manny’s Opt-Out (Corrected)”
Wow! How much money are MLB franchises turning over? A third of a billion here, a third of a billion there, pretty soon you’re talking about serious money.
We could use a man like Everett Dirksen again.
In more ways than one. Ev was considered ancient for the Senate: when he died in office in 1969, he was 73. A veritable kid in today’s Senate.
“$350 million a year“? Surely not…
Extra Zero there….Fixed. You know the old joke about the guy who went to MIT and couldn’t read and...
I want the agent who got him that contract!
Dan Lozano of MVP Sports Group. I assumed it was Scott Boras. It assumed Scott represented everybody.