A TRIPLE Jumbo for Joe!

Ok, we need a new rule, as Bill Maher likes to say.

Politicians who don’t have the integrity, energy, tech savvy or whatever else it takes to run their own social media accounts may not deny that what was posted in their names, with their permission, by their paid agents, are their true sentiments. I regard the practice of proxy tweeters and Instagrammers per se unethical anyway: the message says it’s from, say, “Joe Biden,” but it’s really from 22 year-old Ohio State grad Stanislaus “Blinky” Furbusher, a former circus geek whose uncle is a big Democratic donor, and whose opinion about anything would normally not get the national attention a typical Oakland A’s day game gets. That makes such a ghost-posted message a lie, flat out. Say what you will, and I have, about Donald Trump’s often stupid and obnoxious tweets, at least he’s the one who sends them, and he accepts full responsibility for them too. (And he knows how to send them, which admittedly isn’t much, but I bet Joe Biden hasn’t sent a tweet in his life.)

This is all by way of noting that when asked about the political and religious controversy about Biden proclaiming Easter Sunday “Transgender Day of Visibility” [Item #3] (the ridiculously named and conceived “day” pandering to the tiny minority represented by the “T’ in LGBTQ and dedicated to destroying women’s sports), the President, who doesn’t lie like Donald Trump and has a mind like a steel trap (we are told) denied that he had done it.

“I didn’t do that,” Biden responded when asked about the proclamation, RealClear Politics’ Philip Wegmann reported. Told that House Speaker Johnson had discussed the President’s announcement, Biden replied, “He’s thoroughly uninformed.”

Wow. With that indignant denial, President Biden locked up the first Ethics Alarms Triple Jumbo, affectionately named after the great Jimmy Durante’s immortal response when, in the Broadway circus musical extravaganza “Jumbo,” he was caught by a sheriff trying to steal the worlds largest elephant, which was at the end of the rope Jimmy was holding. To the reasonable query, “Where do you think you’re going with that elephant?,” Jimmy exclaimed, “What elephant?” But President Biden was denying the glaring evidence of not one metaphorical pachyderms, but three! See:

One…

Two…

Three!

But Joe says he didn’t do it! After all, he ran on a platform that he would not lie all the time like his predecessor. Or…is it possible he isn’t lying, and that Joe did it but doesn’t remember yesterday? Or perhaps worse, does this episode prove that Biden isn’t even running the country, and those who are aren’t even keeping him up to date on what he’s supposedly doing and saying?

Well, let’s focus on the positive, the Triple Jumbo achievement. Nonetheless, from now on, if your name is on a social media post, you own it.

4 thoughts on “A TRIPLE Jumbo for Joe!

  1. It seems to me that if one is transgender you would want to blend in seamlessly with their chosen gender. This would mean that you would not want to draw attention to yourself unless you are doing so to promote division and thus claims of victimization. 

    • If they truly are that sex, than they are not trans. Trans is something else, so they aren’t truly that. This is just one of the many logical inconsistencies of gender theory. You can only believe in it if you are just repeating the talking points. It makes no sense i you think about it.

      Of course, this is just like the Biden announces the “Trans Day of Visibility” and he “Did No Such Thing”. They are logically inconsistent, but I expect the White House Press Secretary to espouse both simultaneously and call everyone who has a problem with it ‘racist and transphobic’. They probably will also be characterized as extreme right wing MAGA extremist Christian nationalist white supremacist doodyheads.

  2. They need to edit thier statements deleting the phrase “in the year of our Lord.” It is apparant they have no allegiance to the “Lord” that is inferred. Or perhaps, “the Lord” they aligns themsleves is the Lord of power and tyranny.

  3. In addition we shoudl stop counting our years of Independence, since we are no longer an indpendnet nation. We have no borders, we are wholly invested into globalization and one world government.

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