Oopsie! I Forgot To Put Gavin Newsom On the Ethics Villain List!

Let me fix that right away. I knew I would forget someone on that update, but he deserves to be there more than most.

The governor of California, Gavin Newsom, in an appearance in the Presidential primary state of New Hampshire, again used the term “apartheid” to describe Israel. When his interviewer claimed “every expert” had described Israel’s actions in Gaza as “genocide,” Newsome, the epitome a human weasel, said nothing. When called out later on his “apartheid” smear, Newsom said that he was just quoting Axis New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, thus resorting to the rationalization, “Thomas Friedman does it!”When called out on his “apartheid” smear, Newsom said that he was just quoting Axis New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, thus resorting to the rationalization, “Thomas Friedman does it!”

The Democratic himbo also endorses the confiscatory plan pinko Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) and Rep. Ro Khanna (D. Calif.) have proposed for an annual 5 % wealth tax on billionaires.

6 thoughts on “Oopsie! I Forgot To Put Gavin Newsom On the Ethics Villain List!

  1. In your defense, leaving him off the list is really like leaving eggs off the grocery list. Just assume you always need eggs. Newsom is a constant ethics villain. Like the eggs, it should just be assumed he’s on it.

  2. I’m not so sure about Newsom having the mental capacity to run a bait shop. That would likely be a sole-proprietorship, where he’d have to read, understand, and conform to all government regulations regarding the technical (bait handling and disposal) and financial (taxes). Without an office staff, could he actually do it, in California? Being Governor may be less demanding.

  3. Hey, hey, hey! Easy on the bait shop operators! My first assignment after passing the Arizona bar was to conduct a UCC sale on some boats that collateralized a loan made by the operator of, wait for it, I am not making this up, “Water Dog Willy’s,” the bait shop favored by one of the two name partners of the firm, the one who successfully argued Arizona’s case in its landmark water rights case against California before the U.S. Supreme Court, thereby assuring Arizona’s share of Colorado River water. I’ve never been sure what a water dog is, but it’s evidently a very effective sort of live bait, and Willy’s were the best available.

    • The bait shop line is my homage to poor, Trump Deranged Ken White of Popehat, once a core reference here. He used that metaphor back before he became a partisan, anti-Trump shill. I miss Ken—Charles Green—Curmie–Still Spartan and the rest—and where the hell is JD Kazoo? I was counting on the professor for enlightened dissent!

  4. During an interview on his “book tour:” “We’re talking about regime change?… For two years, they haven’t even been able to solve the Hamas question in Israel,” he remarked, referencing Israel’s plans to overthrow Tehran’s current leadership.

    What an arrogant asshole. And what an idiot! So, Gavin is in favor of simply bulldozing the entire Gasa strip to “solve the Hamas question?” It’s just “a question” that needs to be “solved?” Tell that to your base, Gav.

     

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