Ethics Hero: Matt Groening


Cashing in, selling out, maximizing income, monetizing assets: the crash of 2008 only accelerated what was already becoming a coarsening cultural trend in America, the mania of never, never allowing any opportunity to make money go unexploited. Every creation or idea is copyrighted or trademarked; every open space is marked with a billboard; every person, place or thing imaginable is sponsored or branded, every citizen who does something admirable or remarkable will sell his or her life story or hire someone to write a book. The effect of this on the community, on life itself, is toxic.

When everything is a potential cash cow, then our choice is to milk it or wait for someone else to steal the milk. A Profit Above All mindset turns everyone into a potential competitor, which means that trust becomes impossible. There are only two antidotes for this trend, which I fear is irreversible. One is for there to be so much money to go around that nobody worries about it any more, which is to say that there is really only one antidote. That one is for our society to evolve and reinforce a hierarchy of values in which money, wealth, profit and material things are not seen as ends, but as means to ends, and not the only means to those ends, either. Wealth can lead to freedom, for example, but only if it is joined with proportion, moderation, responsibility, modesty, and restraint. Otherwise, wealth and the pursuit of it can restrict choices and liberty as effectively as chains.

This is why a rare case where someone eschews the opportunity to make a lot of money for no other reason than that he thinks to exploit the opportunity will make the world a worse place is a qualification for the Ethics Hero designation.  I hate the speech in “Traffic” given by Seth Abraham, the loathsome preppy coke-head played by Topher Grace, about how suburban drug users corrupt the inner city:

“Ok, right now, all over this great nation of ours, ‘hundred thousand white people from the suburbs are cruisin’ around downtown asking every black person they see ‘You got any drugs? You know where I can score some drugs?’ Think about the effect that has on the psyche of a black person, on their possibilities. I… God I guarantee you bring a hundred thousand black people into your neighborhood, into fuckin’ Indian Hills, and they’re asking every white person they see ‘You got any drugs? You know where I can score some drugs? within a day everyone would be selling. Your friends. Their kids. Here’s why: it’s an unbeatable market force man. It’s a three-hundred percent markup value. You can go out on the street and make five-hundred dollars in two hours, come back and do whatever you want to do with the rest of your day and, I’m sorry, you’re telling me that… you’re telling me that white people would still be going to law school?”__

I hate it for two reasons. First, it is more or less true, and second, it is only true because the vast majority of people have such a weak commitment to behaving ethically and not selling out, because our culture reinforces healthy ethical values less and less effectively. It shouldn’t be true, and in a rational society, it wouldn’t be true.

So I am giving Matt Groening the Ethics Hero for something that is relatively minor and trivial, because, I guess, it gives me hope. Groening is the cartoonist and comic genius responsible for “The Simpsons” and “Futurama,” and while his creations and their various merchandising spin-offs have made him as rich as Charles M. Schultz, there is some money he has refused to accept. One of his creations is the fictional product “Duff Beer,” Homer’s favorite, promoted by its living symbol, the ultra-cool “Duff Man.” The “Duff” brand and its symbol are ready-made for some beer company to take and run, and Groening has admitted that he has been offered a lot of money, many times, to sell the name so Anhueser-Busch, or Miller, or some other manufacturer can make millions with it. He always refuses. He refuses, he says, because he thinks a cartoon-linked beer brand will encourage kids to drink, and he doesn’t want to be responsible for that.

There are so many ways Groening could rationalize selling the brewing rights to “Duff,” but he doesn’t. I know, and you are right: he is already rich, and it’s relatively easy for him to do the right thing. I know he licenses Duff logo T-shirts and other stuff. If Matt’s finances tank, and he doesn’t have money to burn, will he still be willing to keep Duff Man unemployed, and Duff Beer just a cartoon? I have no idea. I hope so. Right now, however, he is demonstrating that everything shouldn’t be, and doesn’t have to be for sale, if selling it makes life a little bit crappier.

I’m grateful for what I can get.


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Sources: Zap, Wikipedia

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10 thoughts on “Ethics Hero: Matt Groening

  1. Nothing will ever top “Billy Beer.” If only the label would have shown an overweight white guy urinating against a Libyan Embassy, it would have had a longer shelf life!

  2. I agree, Jack. There are so few ethical people in show biz. Matt Groening is one of the exceptions. I first became aware of his talents via his Life in Hell Series. My my my… so much truth from a young man who, I imagine, was written off by his teahers..

    During the final years of the G.W. Bush presidency, I had 10 tee shirts made. I kept 3 and sold a couple to my fellow teachers and gave the rest away. My brother, who received one, told me it was the only shirt that ever elicited comment from strangers. So I had an idea. I could sell a bunch and donate a large portion to the Bradley Manning Defense Fund and keep the rest. Too bad I couldn’t find the money to initiate my idea. Even my brother declined.

    Now, moving forward in time, I believe the time is over-ripe for the commercial sale of this tee shirt. Again, the majority of the profits would go to the Bradley Manning Defense Fund. This time, EVERYONE is pissed off.

    I envision three versions, and, perhaps, one tee with all three slogans printed on the front. “Impeach SOMEBODY.” “Impeach ANYBODY.” “Impeach EVERYBODY.”

    If I’m successful in selling my motorcycle I’ll have enough cash to kick start this project.

    Who here would like to buy my beloved Feejer?

    Here’s the original tee I had made. That’s my college roommate’s head on my body (I like doing that kind of thing) but it’s all my dog, Slider.

    • As I’m sure Jeff Knows, as a long-time contributor, this kind of comment would usually violate the spam rules, as I don’t generally allow commenters to promote anything at all. I’m letting it go, despite the fact, as he also knows, that I’m not a fan of Bradley Manning, or much of the underlying politics here. But the irony of using this particular post to peddle a T-shirt is striking and funny, and Jeff, as other commenters have, has earned some special considerations by 1) articulate and civil commentary 2) sticking with the blog despite the fact that we disagree on almost everything, and 3) calling attention to typos here, which is a service that is deeply appreciated (he’s not the only one.)

      Besides, as I state here often, no rules are absolute.

      • I’m floored and flattened to be an exception to the rules, Jack. I never did read your rules so, really, I didn’t know Jack.

  3. If Mr. Groening is smart, he’ll find good lawyers when it comes time to put together his will and ensure that after death, his creations are marketed with the same integrity they were in his lifetime.

    I’m reminded of Dr. Seuss, who, from what I understand, was pretty protective of how his works were translated to other media. After his death, however, we got Suessical and the live-action travesties known as How The Grinch Stole Christmas and The Cat in the Hat.

  4. Here’s why: it’s an unbeatable market force man. It’s a three-hundred percent markup value. You can go out on the street and make five-hundred dollars in two hours, come back and do whatever you want to do with the rest of your day and, I’m sorry, you’re telling me that… you’re telling me that white people would still be going to law school?”__

    Let us analyze this quote.

    The drug users buy drugs and just get high for an hour or two. After that, the drug has already been turned into smoke or piss.

    The drug dealers get money, and in the process they develop a work ethic, they can invest their money in stocks and bonds and mutual funds, they learn about a lot of subjects from finance to taxes to money laundering to organized crime.

    Who is exploiting whom?

  5. You’re right to draw hope from this. Because one thing I do know: being as rich as Croesus never did prevent determined money-accumulators from using any chance they got to amass even more of the green stuff (which everyone seems to forget – you cannot take with you into the grave…)


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