When National League 2011 MVP Ryan Braun escaped suspension when an arbitrator ruled that his positive urine sample was invalid due to an interruption in the chain of custody, I concluded my commentary with this:
“If he was guilty of cheating, the vote didn’t make him innocent, and if he was innocent, he wouldn’t have become guilty if the arbitrator had voted the other way. Thus Braun’s successful appeal alters forever the consequences Braun will suffer, but it doesn’t dictate how reasonable fans should feel about him. In 2012, there are great baseball players who have been excluded from baseball’s Hall of Fame, or will be, because baseball writers suspect them of being steroid users, even though they never tested positive in any test, tainted or otherwise. Jeff Bagwell, Sammy Sosa and Roger Clemens head the list. If Ryan Braun goes on to be one of baseball’s all-time greats, will he join the suspected and snubbed, barring a complete turnaround in the sport’s attitude toward performance-enhancing drugs?
I think he will. And in his case (unlike that of Jeff Bagwell), I don’t think it will be unfair. Though Braun’s tests were correctly thrown out, it seems far less likely to me that Laurenzi inexplicably decided to frame Ryan Braun than it does that Braun was the undeserving beneficiary of moral luck. But if we have to choose between competing unfairness, isn’t it better to risk allowing a cheater to have an undeserved second chance at a clean reputation, than to take the alternative risk, less probable but more unjust, of forcing an innocent athlete to have his career and reputation forever blighted by something he didn’t do?
“I’m not sure, and the added problem is this: even if I agree with that last sentence, I can’t help how I think. I think, based on what I know, that Braun cheated and lucked out.
“And if he’s innocent, that’s terribly unfair.”
Now we know he was not innocent, and that Braun, to put it in the colorful lexicon of NBC Sports baseball blogger Matthew Pouliot, ” is baseball’s biggest dipwad.” It is impossible to dispute that diagnosis. The Milwaukee outfielder has agreed to sit out the rest of the 2013 season without salary in the wake of convincing evidence that Braun is a steroid cheat, making him the first casualty of the unfolding performance enhancing drug scandal involving the lab Biogenesis that is expected to eventually implicate many Major League stars. Pouliot collects some of Braun’s quotes after he dodged the suspension bullet in 2011, and for some one who was guilty and knew it, they set a high bar for dishonesty and gall:
- “If I had done this intentionally or unintentionally I’d have been the first one to admit it. I truly believe this substance never entered my body.”
- “It hasn’t been easy. Lots of times I wanted to come out and tell the entire story, attack everybody like I’ve been attacked. My name was dragged through the mud. But at the end of the day I recognized what was best for the game of baseball.”
- “Today is for anyone who has been wrongly accused and everyone who stood up for what’s right. It’s about future players and the game of baseball.”
- “I will continue to take the high road. We won because the truth was on my side. I was a victim of a process that completely broke down and failed as it was applied to me in this case. Today’s about making sure this never happens to anyone else who plays this game.”
- “We spoke to biochemists and scientists, and asked them how difficult it would be for someone to taint the sample. They said, if they were motivated, it would be extremely easy.”
- “Ultimately, as I sit here today, the system worked because I was innocent and I was able to prove my innocence.”
Yup! Dipwad. Definitely dipwad.
Also proof positive that Braun is an incorrigible ethics dunce who should never be trusted again, in any aspect of his life. He is baseball’s John Edwards, and we should have no respect for any baseball team that allows him to appear on a line-up card, or any fan who cheers his exploits.
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Sources: NBC Sports, Chicago Tribune

And he was quoted on CNN.com as saying, among other really stupid things, “I am not perfect.” As if anyone ever said he was.
But again, the owners and the sportwriters all turned the other way. Dingers flying out of the park were good for business. Ditto pitchers throwing the jagged barrels of broken bats at hitters. I’m still waiting for Tiger Woods to be exposed as another member of the steroid users club.
He ruined some people’s careers… WTG D bag!
See my comment re other article on Braun’s “apology.”
Major League Baseball has brought this on themselves. And they don’t know how to deal with it. Maybe if they had some really intelligent people involved, they could get to the “nut” of the problem.
Wanna exhume Ted William’s cryofrozen head and test it for steroids? I don’t think so. Wanna assume that every real baseball star is one only because of drug use? Wanna toss our every admitted alcoholic from the Hall of Fame because later he admitted he was dunk every time he pitched a game?
Oh, such a condundrum.
My answer is to START NOW — have weekly/bi-weekly drug tests of all Major League players — and define EXACTLY what drugs — over the counter, administered by doctors, or bought in another country — are considered illegal by the MLB. And no excuse for ‘over the counter” drugs… all have their ingredients listed, and can be identified by both their pharmaceutical names and their chemical nomenclatures.
PS I don’t follow football or basketball, but what are those organizations doing about this issue?