This, from a never to be heard from again commenter named “Angel Sues::
“this dumb stuff is lies… what next is the going to be a bird in my ice cream
Welcome to my world.
Unlike the many obscene, insulting, barely coherent comments I get, read and discard every day, this one haunts me. What the hell could it possibly mean?
Translations would be greatly appreciated.
Thank You.
Ethics Alarms 
I hear there are birds in the schweddy balls ice cream.
That’s the voice of reason from a Hollow Shell Airhead that deserves a participation certificate to hang on their wall.
I believe it means that “good” drugs are still available.
Actually – it would be kinda cool to see any kind of administrator dashboard statistics you have – maybe something that shows traffic density from around the world? Just curious…
That IS an interesting question, Tim. I have to guess that 80 percent is from the northeastern U.S., including the seaboard down to the D.C. area. and 95 percent in the U.S. A further interesting question is how the distribution of commenters compares to the distribution of “viewers”.
Somebody had too much tequila.
Your statement implies that there is an amount of tequila that is not too much.
I would assume she meant “turd in my ice cream”… a phrase I’ve heard discussing an unexpected or a fabricated bad thing that ruins a good thing.
Hmm… maybe they were being overly snarky and sarcastic IN SUPPORT of the post? Maybe we have a case of unfortunate banishment on our hands?
Tex’s explanation is clearly the leader in the clubhouse. Alternatively, Jack may be attracting commentary from poets. I find it curiously
Haiku-like.
The intent is clear
Her meaning is not obscure
Make Jack furrow brow
The above is Haiku
Syllables five seven five
So also is this
You’re probably right. Auto-correct.
I think the aforementioned bird was the delivery mechanism
Or it could be this: “Network”-Mad as hell scene. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WINDtlPXmmE
I believe the translation is, that the author of the comment finds your post to be dumb and full of lies. She is accusing you of being a bird in the ice cream…I think, or that your post is disgusting yet addictive. (Look up pet bird-flavored ice cream and it’s reviews?). Alternatively, she may be accusing the authors of the orginal situation you posted about to be these things.
Here is where a return to the values of well-written discourse (grammar, spelling, complete sentences, complete thoughts, etc) for all would be of use. I am tempted to speculate about the literacy involved, but that would be uncharitable. That a person could write such a nonsensical comment explains why I am homeschooling my daughter. As such, I admit I could be totally wrong on the translation.
Good analysis, though. Thanks.
I did not know until just yesterday that the person doing the whistling in Billy Joel’s “The Stranger” is none other than Billy Joel. He whistled well!
Thank you for sharing.
maybe she want to comment of the day status and tried for werid Instead of thought-provoking?
When I hear comments like that from someone, it’s usually because they are repeating what the voices say. Could also be a combination of Tom, Wayne, and Tex’s theories, severe typo committed while commenting under the influence of multiple drugs.
… but what if the voices are REAL?
Then DO WHAT THEY SAY.
“…this dumb stuff is lies… what next is the going to be a bird in my ice cream.”
I very carefully looked this over, emailed some associates, and it became clear to me it is a clever Russian code. I have deciphered it but in good conscience I cannot reveal publically what it intends.
What I can say is that obviously they are planning something big, another hack that will cause enitire Nations to shake down to their foundations.
Scary times!
I was drinking a cup of coffee. Read your comment, and now I’m changing my shirt. Haven’t exploded like that in a while…thanks.
Alizia is right about this being Russian code. However, my sources say that it is revealing the content of the next sex tape.
Terrifying. I’m afraid and fearful.
Russian code say ‘let us screw with naive Americans again… last time with email is still entertaining…’
Maybe…this is someone who does not miss Japanese cuisine??
http://nerdist.com/japan-now-has-3-flavors-of-pet-bird-flavored-ice-cream/
Forgive me! I really was trying to tie the first part of what the commenter said to the latter part. If I was tired of a culture of “saving face” (an aspect of Japanese culture which, in the brutish minds of American simpletons, can involve what those simpletons call LYING), then I, too, might have an avoidance complex for “bird-flavored” ice cream.
Dadaism is so rarely appreciated. Clearly the poster was TRUE BUCKAROO name of Chuck in disguise, come to tell is that ice cream is real.
Roughly translated, it means:
“All your base are belong to us!”
nice!