Guest post by Extradimensional Cephalopod
[I consider this excellent and thought-provoking article by esteemed commenter/philosopher Extradimensional Cephalopod part of this weekend’s Comment of the Week series, but both in scope, length and form, it is a freestanding article, originally published here. The site is worth visiting, and I highly recommend it. I wanted to hold off on posting EC’s ambitious piece until after the election; vote-counting still drags on, but the results are pretty clear now. Ethics Alarms is grateful to the author for granting permission to present it for its readers’ consideration.]
Congratulations, Earthling voter! Your party has won the election! The Good politicians you elected will enact Good policies, to make Good things happen and help the Good people live Good lives. Your planet’s democracy is saved!
You claim this government in the name of your party! Hmm! Isn’t that lovely, hmm?
…Or is it?
Dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnn!
Now that I think of it, isn’t there still a whole party full of other voters who disagree with those policies you wanted? In fact, there are enough of them that they almost elected some Ungood politicians.
And your best plan for preventing those voters from electing those Ungood politicians was to… hope that your side had more people than theirs did? That seems risky. You had to give a lot of money to the Good politicians in order to help them win, and it almost wasn’t enough. That’s frightening.
After all, Good policies are very important. You can’t let them fail just because so many people don’t agree that they’re Good policies.
So how can you reduce the risk of electing Ungood politicians? How can democracy work if people vote for Ungood things?
You might silence the Ungood voters, preventing them from spreading their ideas and beliefs and from working together effectively. After all, what’s the point of having rights like the freedom of speech and assembly if people are just going to use them to advocate for Ungood policies?
To save democracy–that is, the system that governs based on the voices of the people–it seems you need to take away the voices of the people who want the Ungood things so that people are only allowed to talk about and vote for Good things. The less freedom people have to talk about whatever ideas and values they want, the more democracy will thrive!
Maybe some Good politicians can make Good laws about what ideas people are allowed to talk about. I’m sure they will still allow you to voice your complaints when the Good politicians are not doing a Good job. After all, people in charge of running countries are well-known for welcoming criticism.
The real threat
…If you’re reading this at all, you have probably spotted the irony already, but many other people on your planet have not.







