List Incompetence: “The 100 Best Vocalists of All Time”

Thus we know that the average age of most of those involved in the selection was about 40, and the staff that “chimed in” with random “historical” picks was probably even younger. Clearly they didn’t do any serious research. You can approach such a list two ways if you want any integrity. One is to rank the vocalists by actual singing excellence, rating by vocal quality, range, phrasing, presentation and versatility. The other is to rate them by popularity and impact on the culture. This list does neither. It would have had more credibility if it did not just throw in random singing stars from decades ago that were apparently picked out of a hat. Fine: it’s primarily a list made up of singers this pool of “experts” were familiar with due to a too narrow exposure to popular music history. Don’t pretend it is anything else.

For example, Patsy Cline made the list, because Patsy Cline died tragically mid-career. Brenda Lee had a longer career, more hits, a freak voice, and whether anyone thinks Patsy could out-sing her is a matter of taste. You know who else isn’t on the list? Connie Francis, whom I dedicated a post to here. She was a crossover artist with a unique voice who sold over 200 million records, The Fifties and early Sixties were the decades of great soloists, but you’d never know it from the “100 Best.” Missing from the list: Buddy Holly, Nat King Cole, Harry Belafonte, and Tony Williams, the amazing tenor of “The Platters” in songs like “Only You.”Also missing: Dean Martin, Tony Bennett, Perry Como, Andy Williams and Frankie Lane. On the female side, the list omits Rosemary Clooney, Barbara Cook, Doris Day and Pattie Page, the top-charting female vocalist and best-selling female artist of the 1950s. Her signature song “Tennessee Waltz“is the best selling song of the 1950s by a female artist and one of the biggest-selling singles of the 20th century. The response of the Consequence selectors: “Who?”

Barbra Streisand is widely recognized as having, at her prime, a historically remarkable singing voice. The list of the “hundred best” doesn’t include her. It doesn’t include Judy Garland, another iconic voice, or Julie Andrews. No, not Linda Ronstadt either, or Dusty Springfield.

Bob Dylan makes the list, with one of the most annoying voices in music history. Joan Baez, the most iconic female folk singer doesn’t. Neither does Al Jolson, which is I chalk up to pure ignorance, but the most absurd omission of all, is, without question, Bing Crosby. He had a spectacular and immediately recognizable voice that maintained much of its range and power into his Seventies. Bing was one of the most popular and influential musical artists of the 20th century worldwide (both Sinatra and Elvis—they did make the list— would say the he was the greatest influence on their singing) and a leader in record sales, network radio ratings, and motion picture grosses from 1926 to 1977 as well as a global cultural icon. Crosby recorded more than 1,600 songs, including what is still the best selling single of all time, “White Christmas.”

But the experts polled didn’t consider him one of the 100 best vocalists of all time.

I will grant this wretched collection this: #1, Freddie Mercury, is a defensible choice for the first slot.

10 thoughts on “List Incompetence: “The 100 Best Vocalists of All Time”

    • Of course! I didn’t dive into the jazz singers omitted who were obviously deserving. Hartman is an obvious one. It’s amazing how many black artists were just ignored because the “experts” never heard them. Rhythm and Blues vocalists are slighted. Where’s Louis Armstrong? Mel Torme? (I know he’s not black.) Paul Robson is a legendary black singer who introduced “Old Man River,” arguably the greatest song to ever come out of Broadway. Bobby Hatfield, who has the most remembered and sold version of “Unchained Melody,” and his “Righteous Brothers” partner Bill Medley are snubbed. Bobby Darin, a personal favorite. Marty Robbins. Vic Damone. Al Martino. Scorcese’s muse, Jerry Vale. British pop singers are on the list, so foreign vocalists were considered: where’s Edith Piaf? Charles Trenet?

      • Jeepers, Jack, I’m starting to think you’d be hard pressed to keep it @100…

        Anywho, I’ve always had a soft spot for Gary Puckett’s poignant tenor.

        Young Girl was a monster hit in 1967 when I met my first real girlfriend; I was was 12 and she was 11.

        We’re still in touch.

        PWS

    • I suppose the Top 100 list is taxonomically distinct from the List of N Things. The Top 100 List is ostensibly ranked in order of importance or significance or value. Often in clickbait environments we are fed items one-by-one in countdown fashion, almost like it’s Casey Kasem’s American Top Forty and we are waiting for Number One.

      But note the basis of ranking: it is in part subjective. In the Top 100 list cited by Jack Marshall the ranking is subjective and based (within some limit of plausibility) on the author’s tastes. We’re not ranking baseball players by home runs or bases stolen, using numbers that are generated by some objective process (sales, sports games).

      The increased number of such essays probably reflects the need for clickbait or inches of copy in a publication.

      –charles w abbott

  1. Frank Zappa once said (paraphrased) that music journalism consists of ‘people who cant write, describing people who cant sing, for people who cant read’

    • That’s up there with Hunter S. Thompson:

      “The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side”

      –Hunter S. Thompson

      Thanks for coming out to play!

      –charles w abbott

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