The Naked Teacher Principle (NTP) states that a secondary school teacher or administrator (or other role model for children) who allows pictures of himself or herself to be widely publicized, as on the web, showing the teacher naked or engaging in sexually provocative poses, cannot complain when he or she is dismissed by the school as a result. Amazingly, I have not had an NTP story yet involving teachers on OnlyFans, which didn’t exist when I promulgated the NTP or the naked teacher being blackmailed. Yet the blackmailing for better grades angle is an obvious vulnerability of teachers who defy the Naked Teacher Principle. I don’t know why I didn’t think of that long ago.

I bet there are a lot of teachers on OnlyFans. There are also a lot of teachers who seduce and have sex with students, which is not just a crime but a betrayal of trust and wildly unethical no matter how hot the teacher in question may be. I mention this in passing because that self-anointed power broker Tucker Carlson, back when he took an active role in his conservative political website The Daily Caller, encouraged the pure Ethics Asshole position that male students who are victimized by sexual predator female teachers are lucky dudes, so the teachers shouldn’t be punished too harshly. Yesterday I wrote a post about how this inexplicably popular creep claims that he is going to start a new political party. I know this is a holiday weekend, when tumbleweeds usually blow down the deserted streets of Ethics Alarms, but so far that post is in the running to be the least read essay in the history of the blog.

Tough luck, Tucker. Nobody is interested in your political party. Have you considered joining OnlyFans?

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!