“Ethics in Politics: An evening with Former Governor Rod Blagojevich,” will be presented by Northwestern University at Cahn Auditorium next week for the education and edification of its students and others in the university community.
Future programs under consideration by Northwestern include:
- Career Development and Image Enhancement: an evening with Lindsay Lohan
- Civility in the Public Square: an evening with Rep. Alan Grayson
- Retirement with Dignity: an evening with O.J. Simpson
- Building Trust: an evening with Bernard Madoff
I am depressed, and am going to bed.
But if you have similarly edifying programs to suggest, I will pass them along to the Northwestern administration.
Ethics Alarms 
The Ethics of Corporate Finance: an evening with Leona Helmsley .. ?
Or “The Ethics of Corporate Finance…LIVE!: an evening with Leona Helmsley
(She’s dead, you know…)
* Networking With Today’s Youth, presented by Roman Polanski
* The Secrets To A Long Marriage, by James Cameron
* Life Free Of Drugs, by Leif Garrett
* Losing With Grace, by Tonya Harding
* Strength From Within, by Barry Bonds
* Living Within Your Means, by MC Hammer
* Drugs, Sex And An Early Death: The Life Of A Musician, by “Weird Al” Yankovic
I actually considered versions of your Bonds and your Cameron, Jeff, but they were inferior. And yet none of them are more absurd than the real one…
I’m guessing your Cameron idea involved Tiger Woods… but I felt like going easy on him (and so far, his marriage is still together, technically…)
Responsible Science Reporting, with Al Gore.
Career Planning and Transitions, by Brett Favre
How to build a stable economy: Mikhail Gorbechev
How to cheat, swindle, and nickle & dime: an evening with Jack Marshall.
Accountability in Engineering: A night with Akido Toyoda.
You’re in the lead for the Gold at this point.
Fiscal Responsibility and Budget Planning: A Group Discussion with the U.S. Senate